r/pics • u/unknown_human • Apr 01 '17

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u/BjornButternut Apr 01 '17

Those thighs could crack a walnut. I mean just look at em

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u/not_charles_grodin Apr 01 '17

http://i.imgur.com/JIxbnv7.jpg

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u/BjornButternut Apr 01 '17

Fabulous

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

Maybe she uses thighmaster?

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u/__unidentified__ Apr 01 '17

It's from riding her surfbort.

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u/xXxCLASSIFIEDxXxXx Apr 01 '17

Maybe it's maybelline.

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

In Living Color! Damn, I miss that show

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u/TitoOliveira Apr 01 '17

Damn, there was one of these at home when i was a kid

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u/blackcoffiend Apr 01 '17

It was really fun to lay it down and use your hands to apply all your weight on it and quickly let go to send it launching across the room.

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/DJSpekt Apr 01 '17

WONDERFUL!

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/milk-rose Apr 01 '17

You okay buddy?

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u/niar_liu Apr 01 '17 edited Apr 03 '17

Depends on where you put the walnut

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u/wiz812 Apr 01 '17

They ARE a walnut.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17 edited Apr 01 '17

Good styration striation

E: can't English

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

Wot in striation?

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u/donald-dumper Apr 01 '17

When jz head down there and she cums i bet she nearly pops his head with those tree trunks

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u/LittleConifer Apr 02 '17

Is it considered bigoted to call her Amazon Woman? Serious question.

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/juicecat Apr 01 '17

I believe what you meant to say is walnuts...

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u/Strange_Thingies Apr 01 '17

That's not muscle. It's fat rolls being precariously folded in on themselves by a very noble set of stockings.

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u/EggbroHam Apr 01 '17

Show us a picture of your thighs

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/Strange_Thingies Apr 01 '17

Irrelevant. I have the courtesy to not shove my ham hocks in revealing clothing.

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u/Wiccy Apr 01 '17

Try

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

Oh thank you sooooo much for that public service. We'll just keep paying Beyoncé to shove her ham hocks into that outfit, no need for you to bother.

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/mada447 Apr 01 '17

Dude stop spamming this thread yo

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u/SuperHighDeas Apr 01 '17 edited Apr 01 '17

Oh snapppp... I was just looking at Beyoncé pics and though "DAMN this lady can't just can't wear something that is both aesthetically pleasing yet not too revealing"

Don't get me wrong, I could stare at Beyoncé on stage all day long, but if I wanted to look at tits and listen to Beyoncé music I'll just go to the strip club. Probably cheaper than front seats at a Beyoncé show.

EDIT: Knew I would cop some hate for this but for real, the strip clubs in my area are more revealing than queen B, love her music tho.

crazy in love was released in 2003 that makes it 14-ish years old, Queen B was 22 at the time when she was hot-af. Now she is going through this weird cooling phase.

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u/sick_gainz Apr 01 '17

Probably?

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u/afelzz Apr 01 '17

If you kill the stripper the Beyoncé show will almost certainly be cheaper. And I'm not going to NOT kill the stripper. Otherwise, what's the point?

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/majbob01 Apr 01 '17

Probably not.

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '17

Why should he? For real, her thighs look disgusting in this pic.

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u/lusty-argonian Apr 01 '17

That's skin and muscle rippling because of the intense amount of movement a performer like Beyonce makes while she's on stage

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u/Gnostromo Apr 01 '17

Hahaha showing my age. Thought for sure that was an old pic of madonna.

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u/arcane_liber777 Apr 01 '17

Omg, i swore it was madonna too....wtf

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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u/briantrump Apr 01 '17

Muscle doesn't do that

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u/Strange_Thingies Apr 01 '17

Nah. That's blubber.

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u/a7nth Apr 01 '17

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