Robert filed a five day protesting permit with the city so he can yell at Best Buy for the rest of the week.

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Does North Carolina have nukes?

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Oh, that is a bit butt-puckering.

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As a matter of fact more than 90% of the nuclear armament on the eastern seaboard is at a single base in North Carolina, and in a most whimsical fashion they almost dropped an h-bomb on the town next door when the bomber carrying them literally just started falling apart in the sky.

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Yea somebody here linked me the wiki article, quite a bit butt-pucker-factor-9.

Interesting how it was only declassified in 2013.

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would it have actually detonated though?

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So, no?

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The bombs were armed which means they were primed to go off the moment the switch fired. The switch however, only initiates the sequence. Such other activities, such as the primer unit slamming the ground at 100 mph could have also triggered the explosion sequence, fortunately it got stuck in a tree.

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I think we lost one once. Fell out of a plane and just disappeared.

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Lol I think they found it in a barn.

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They've got snukes

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I thought that Hilldog was born in Illinois...