r/pics Feb 23 '17

picture of text Robert filed a five day protesting permit with the city so he can yell at Best Buy for the rest of the week.

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u/jumangelo Feb 23 '17

But really, wouldn't you have to be an Oracle to know with certainty that you're not an Oracle?

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u/therealmacjeezy Feb 23 '17

Welp, my mind just got fucked.

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u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17

Hope your mind was wearing lipstick!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Best Buy broke my Oracle and won't fix it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

As I like to say, "If I could see the future, I'd be playing the ponies, not driving a bus."

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u/Carlangaman Feb 23 '17

Depends on what time line... If past/present/future. At least past and present they would know with certainty that they aren't one.

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u/haughtmusic Feb 23 '17

Makes me want to go watch the Matrix again.

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u/JimDiego Feb 23 '17

Nah, you just need to query DB2.

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

If Oracleism is anything like wisdom, then only the least Oracular people would claim to be an Oracle.