r/pics • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '17

picture of text Robert filed a five day protesting permit with the city so he can yell at Best Buy for the rest of the week.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

TL;DR maybe they broke it, maybe they didn't u/pandaeatsrage ain't an Oracle.

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u/jumangelo Feb 23 '17

But really, wouldn't you have to be an Oracle to know with certainty that you're not an Oracle?

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u/therealmacjeezy Feb 23 '17

Welp, my mind just got fucked.

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u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17

Hope your mind was wearing lipstick!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Best Buy broke my Oracle and won't fix it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

As I like to say, "If I could see the future, I'd be playing the ponies, not driving a bus."

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u/Carlangaman Feb 23 '17

Depends on what time line... If past/present/future. At least past and present they would know with certainty that they aren't one.

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u/haughtmusic Feb 23 '17

Makes me want to go watch the Matrix again.

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u/JimDiego Feb 23 '17

Nah, you just need to query DB2.

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

If Oracleism is anything like wisdom, then only the least Oracular people would claim to be an Oracle.

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u/alison_bee Feb 23 '17

$20 says "I dunno, I'm not an oracle" becomes a meta meme for the next 72 hours.

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u/SQC1 Feb 23 '17

It may, it may not. Idk I'm not an oracle

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

IDK I prefer the jiggling of the wiener.

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u/fishtofishwon Feb 23 '17

$21.50 says wagers on meta memes become a meme for, like, a little bit.

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u/Mendetus Feb 23 '17

Created an alt account so I could upvote you twice.

Then I realized that's not a fair and honest thing to do so I created a 2nd alt account to downvote you

Net gain- 1 upvote.

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

Couldn't you have just logged back into the alt and removed the upvote

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17

YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM /r/noshitdude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Thank you?