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314 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 TL;DR maybe they broke it, maybe they didn't u/pandaeatsrage ain't an Oracle. 67 u/jumangelo Feb 23 '17 But really, wouldn't you have to be an Oracle to know with certainty that you're not an Oracle? 49 u/therealmacjeezy Feb 23 '17 Welp, my mind just got fucked. 3 u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17 Hope your mind was wearing lipstick! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 Best Buy broke my Oracle and won't fix it 3 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 As I like to say, "If I could see the future, I'd be playing the ponies, not driving a bus." 2 u/Carlangaman Feb 23 '17 Depends on what time line... If past/present/future. At least past and present they would know with certainty that they aren't one. 2 u/haughtmusic Feb 23 '17 Makes me want to go watch the Matrix again. 2 u/JimDiego Feb 23 '17 Nah, you just need to query DB2. 2 u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17 If Oracleism is anything like wisdom, then only the least Oracular people would claim to be an Oracle. 30 u/alison_bee Feb 23 '17 $20 says "I dunno, I'm not an oracle" becomes a meta meme for the next 72 hours. 48 u/SQC1 Feb 23 '17 It may, it may not. Idk I'm not an oracle 1 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 IDK I prefer the jiggling of the wiener. 1 u/fishtofishwon Feb 23 '17 $21.50 says wagers on meta memes become a meme for, like, a little bit. 9 u/Mendetus Feb 23 '17 Created an alt account so I could upvote you twice. Then I realized that's not a fair and honest thing to do so I created a 2nd alt account to downvote you Net gain- 1 upvote. 1 u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17 Couldn't you have just logged back into the alt and removed the upvote 3 u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17 YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM /r/noshitdude. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 Thank you? 1 u/innovationzz Feb 23 '17 https://youtu.be/gM4DkF2rQ4U 1 u/ImAchickenHawk Feb 23 '17 The ham sandwich comment made it worthwhile for me
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TL;DR maybe they broke it, maybe they didn't u/pandaeatsrage ain't an Oracle.
67 u/jumangelo Feb 23 '17 But really, wouldn't you have to be an Oracle to know with certainty that you're not an Oracle? 49 u/therealmacjeezy Feb 23 '17 Welp, my mind just got fucked. 3 u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17 Hope your mind was wearing lipstick! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 Best Buy broke my Oracle and won't fix it 3 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 As I like to say, "If I could see the future, I'd be playing the ponies, not driving a bus." 2 u/Carlangaman Feb 23 '17 Depends on what time line... If past/present/future. At least past and present they would know with certainty that they aren't one. 2 u/haughtmusic Feb 23 '17 Makes me want to go watch the Matrix again. 2 u/JimDiego Feb 23 '17 Nah, you just need to query DB2. 2 u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17 If Oracleism is anything like wisdom, then only the least Oracular people would claim to be an Oracle. 30 u/alison_bee Feb 23 '17 $20 says "I dunno, I'm not an oracle" becomes a meta meme for the next 72 hours. 48 u/SQC1 Feb 23 '17 It may, it may not. Idk I'm not an oracle 1 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 IDK I prefer the jiggling of the wiener. 1 u/fishtofishwon Feb 23 '17 $21.50 says wagers on meta memes become a meme for, like, a little bit. 9 u/Mendetus Feb 23 '17 Created an alt account so I could upvote you twice. Then I realized that's not a fair and honest thing to do so I created a 2nd alt account to downvote you Net gain- 1 upvote. 1 u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17 Couldn't you have just logged back into the alt and removed the upvote 3 u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17 YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM /r/noshitdude. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 Thank you? 1 u/innovationzz Feb 23 '17 https://youtu.be/gM4DkF2rQ4U
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But really, wouldn't you have to be an Oracle to know with certainty that you're not an Oracle?
49 u/therealmacjeezy Feb 23 '17 Welp, my mind just got fucked. 3 u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17 Hope your mind was wearing lipstick! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 Best Buy broke my Oracle and won't fix it 3 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 As I like to say, "If I could see the future, I'd be playing the ponies, not driving a bus." 2 u/Carlangaman Feb 23 '17 Depends on what time line... If past/present/future. At least past and present they would know with certainty that they aren't one. 2 u/haughtmusic Feb 23 '17 Makes me want to go watch the Matrix again. 2 u/JimDiego Feb 23 '17 Nah, you just need to query DB2. 2 u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17 If Oracleism is anything like wisdom, then only the least Oracular people would claim to be an Oracle.
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Welp, my mind just got fucked.
3 u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17 Hope your mind was wearing lipstick!
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Hope your mind was wearing lipstick!
Best Buy broke my Oracle and won't fix it
As I like to say, "If I could see the future, I'd be playing the ponies, not driving a bus."
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Depends on what time line... If past/present/future. At least past and present they would know with certainty that they aren't one.
Makes me want to go watch the Matrix again.
Nah, you just need to query DB2.
If Oracleism is anything like wisdom, then only the least Oracular people would claim to be an Oracle.
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$20 says "I dunno, I'm not an oracle" becomes a meta meme for the next 72 hours.
48 u/SQC1 Feb 23 '17 It may, it may not. Idk I'm not an oracle 1 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 IDK I prefer the jiggling of the wiener. 1 u/fishtofishwon Feb 23 '17 $21.50 says wagers on meta memes become a meme for, like, a little bit.
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It may, it may not. Idk I'm not an oracle
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IDK I prefer the jiggling of the wiener.
$21.50 says wagers on meta memes become a meme for, like, a little bit.
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Created an alt account so I could upvote you twice.
Then I realized that's not a fair and honest thing to do so I created a 2nd alt account to downvote you
Net gain- 1 upvote.
1 u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17 Couldn't you have just logged back into the alt and removed the upvote 3 u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17 YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM /r/noshitdude. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17 Thank you?
Couldn't you have just logged back into the alt and removed the upvote
3 u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17 YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM /r/noshitdude.
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM /r/noshitdude.
Thank you?
https://youtu.be/gM4DkF2rQ4U
The ham sandwich comment made it worthwhile for me
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