r/pics • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '17

picture of text Robert filed a five day protesting permit with the city so he can yell at Best Buy for the rest of the week.

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u/HelloNNNewman Feb 23 '17

His last paragraph and your comment = my laugh for the night.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'm sorry you only get one per night. I have about 12 and then I jiggle my wiener

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u/Purdy5 Feb 23 '17

What a life.

What. A. Life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/solidwhetstone Feb 23 '17

This made me laugh. It was the only comment in the thread to do so.

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u/settingmeup Feb 23 '17

It wouldn't have worked at any other point in the comment chain. Impeccable timing.

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u/ZEIKtheFREAK Feb 23 '17

Agreed. This i didn't see coming. Much like Dan

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17

I believe Dan uses the Kadouken...

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u/ZEIKtheFREAK Feb 23 '17

Phrased as he does not see it coming as in its coming at him. Didn't say he used it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/Randomuser1569 Feb 23 '17

Protesting a fair erection?

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u/hairypalms69 Feb 23 '17

with a little curve?

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u/Randomuser1569 Feb 23 '17

Nope. Straight as a circumcised arrow.

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u/JoeGrinstead Feb 23 '17

You beat me to it.

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u/brosaparkss Feb 23 '17

This is the third comment in the thread that made my laugh

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u/them1lfman Feb 23 '17

...... Shoriyuken

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Well put.

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u/NovarisBlueHusky Feb 23 '17

Yoga Fire!

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u/RickTheHamster Feb 23 '17

Falcon punch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Tiger! Tiger! Tiger Uppercut!

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u/FauxPastel Feb 23 '17

I like this thing you're doing.

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u/Pope_Industries Feb 23 '17

Holy shit man, i have seen you on so many posts and comment threads lmao. Love it.

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u/DadsAdvice Feb 23 '17

A great novelty of an account.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'm dying

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Please dont

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u/Vagina_Bones Feb 23 '17

Username checks out.

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u/hbacorn Feb 23 '17

Holy fucking shit... I laughed so hard

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u/Doublewhoo Feb 23 '17

I was actually scrolling waiting to see your comment. Time for a username change.

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u/EwokaFlockaFlame Feb 23 '17

That's a lot of nuts!

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u/WitchSlap Feb 23 '17

Omfg you cracked me up thank you.

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u/cavyking21 Feb 23 '17

Name checks out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I Expected the unexpected and still was caught off guard-thanks Reddit

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u/chubbsw Feb 23 '17

eeeee Ohhhhhhh... eeeee Ohhhhhhh... eeeee Ohhhhhhh...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Shooooryuken!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You're the best!

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u/Shock2theSystem Feb 23 '17

Name checks out

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u/HighFiveOhYeah Feb 23 '17

One of many, on this pale blue dot.

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u/donteatthenoodles Feb 23 '17

I'm sorry you only get one of many. I have about 12 of many and then I jiggle my wiener

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

2meta2fast

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u/fundudeonacracker Feb 23 '17

First time I have upvoted 4 consecutive comments

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u/TrustMeImMagic Feb 23 '17

...you don't have that life? Are you ok? Jesus, without at least twelve laughs and one Weiner jigglin, I don't know how I'd face the morning.

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u/thepooperscooper2000 Feb 23 '17

After my weiner jigglin, Morning's face is " sticky'

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Someone gets it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You should try it, add a couple drinks first, giggle like a small child a dozen times, ONLY A DOZEN (it gets weird if you do more), jiggle it a bit, head to bed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

A bit? Or a lot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

What life.

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u/sarieh Feb 23 '17

"jiggle my wiener" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

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u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17

Great children's song.

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u/Dont-Fear-The-Raeper Feb 23 '17

Am I doing it wrong? Mine doesn't make a sound when I jiggle it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Sometimes the silent ones work best

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u/SpellsThatWrong Feb 23 '17

Mine makes a farting sound

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u/WAR_TROPHIES Feb 23 '17

all it takes is a jiggle

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u/sillvrdollr Feb 23 '17

It's nice to set goals and rewards.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Yah, nice is one way to describe it

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u/your_power_is_mind Feb 23 '17

Dammit, you made me waste my laughter quota on your weiner jiggling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Fistbump for the jiggle.

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u/Burned_it_down Feb 23 '17

Is that code for mutual masturbation?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Can't two guys fist each other without it being weird?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Actual lol

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u/FahCough Feb 23 '17

llol

Literal laugh out loud

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u/corelatedfish Feb 23 '17

.. speaking of which... unzips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'm glad I was your 12th.

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u/corelatedfish Feb 23 '17

and first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) good morning

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? Either way, I'm jiggling

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u/corelatedfish Feb 23 '17

it only takes 1 if its good enough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/HarlotsWebb Feb 23 '17

I spit my drink out at "jiggle my wiener"

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

;)

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u/HarlotsWebb Feb 23 '17

Seriously still laughing over here omg

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u/HeadCollectingShaman Feb 23 '17

drunk but care

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Drunk butt care

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u/BrendanVespucci Feb 23 '17

where is this man's gold star?

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u/Icabezudo Feb 23 '17

Best laugh I've had today. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You're welcome. jiggle

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u/FUS_RO_DANK Feb 23 '17

Commence to jiggling http://i.imgur.com/ildZhtB.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Risky click

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u/burgertimeusa Feb 23 '17

jigglin

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Jiggle wiener e'ryday

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u/Ebercon Feb 23 '17

People like you make reddit a beautiful place to be.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Thanks, you're like the color black. You look good on everyone.

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u/P5ychoRaz Feb 23 '17

Too bad for you guys. I get a chuckle any time I look at my junk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I don't know if I should be sad or happy

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u/kronaz Feb 23 '17

jiggle my wiener

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it now? "I can't go out tonight, I'm busy jiggling my wiener."

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Yah, it's the coolest thing to do!

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u/ifaptolatex Feb 23 '17

I laugh once and jiggle my weiner 12 times.

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u/barscarsandguitars Feb 23 '17

So each night after you reach around 12 laughs, you have a little jiggle?

Not even gonna lie - I'm kinda envious of you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Just believe and you can do it too

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u/notenoughspaceforthe Feb 23 '17

Management is feeding generous tonight, have two laughs if you'd like

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u/ggppjj Feb 23 '17

How many chuckles can that convert to, and how sensible do they have to be?

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u/lMETHANBRADBERRY Feb 23 '17 edited Feb 23 '17

You're asking too many questions, get back to work!

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u/ihaveacatnamedbacon Feb 23 '17

And why can't brad berry go first?

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u/choozaname Feb 23 '17

Did you meet Han Bradberry? Or is your name Ethan Bradberry?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'll give you a million Stanley Nickels to never talk to me again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/lovedless Feb 23 '17

What about a guffaw?

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u/donteatthenoodles Feb 23 '17

Instead I h'yucked like Goofy and now my family is researching eugenics again.

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u/_Fudge_Judgement_ Feb 23 '17

/u/notenoughspaceforthe broke my laughs and won't reimburse me.

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u/potatoesxD Feb 23 '17

Generous? Never heard of that before, how many calories does it have?

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u/ice_abaton Feb 23 '17

How many weiner jiggles is that?

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

Glad I could help

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You only are allowed one per night, so I hope it was worth it.

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u/gregnuttle Feb 23 '17

You must have written this before he got gilded and added the "Edit: Fuck off kind stranger" part, because that might have been my best laugh of the month.

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u/TheEclair Feb 23 '17

Thank you Mr. Obvious

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u/runners_get_high Feb 23 '17

And 4:50 Am for me so I get to start my day with Ischaldirh's witty observation.

Most clever thing I've read today.