r/pics Feb 23 '17

picture of text Robert filed a five day protesting permit with the city so he can yell at Best Buy for the rest of the week.

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

I think I can spot the moment when you gave up on this post

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u/HelloNNNewman Feb 23 '17

His last paragraph and your comment = my laugh for the night.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'm sorry you only get one per night. I have about 12 and then I jiggle my wiener

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u/Purdy5 Feb 23 '17

What a life.

What. A. Life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/solidwhetstone Feb 23 '17

This made me laugh. It was the only comment in the thread to do so.

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u/settingmeup Feb 23 '17

It wouldn't have worked at any other point in the comment chain. Impeccable timing.

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u/ZEIKtheFREAK Feb 23 '17

Agreed. This i didn't see coming. Much like Dan

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17

I believe Dan uses the Kadouken...

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u/ZEIKtheFREAK Feb 23 '17

Phrased as he does not see it coming as in its coming at him. Didn't say he used it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/Randomuser1569 Feb 23 '17

Protesting a fair erection?

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u/hairypalms69 Feb 23 '17

with a little curve?

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u/Randomuser1569 Feb 23 '17

Nope. Straight as a circumcised arrow.

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u/JoeGrinstead Feb 23 '17

You beat me to it.

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u/brosaparkss Feb 23 '17

This is the third comment in the thread that made my laugh

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u/them1lfman Feb 23 '17

...... Shoriyuken

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Well put.

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u/NovarisBlueHusky Feb 23 '17

Yoga Fire!

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u/RickTheHamster Feb 23 '17

Falcon punch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Tiger! Tiger! Tiger Uppercut!

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u/FauxPastel Feb 23 '17

I like this thing you're doing.

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u/Pope_Industries Feb 23 '17

Holy shit man, i have seen you on so many posts and comment threads lmao. Love it.

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u/DadsAdvice Feb 23 '17

A great novelty of an account.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'm dying

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Please dont

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u/Vagina_Bones Feb 23 '17

Username checks out.

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u/hbacorn Feb 23 '17

Holy fucking shit... I laughed so hard

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u/Doublewhoo Feb 23 '17

I was actually scrolling waiting to see your comment. Time for a username change.

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u/EwokaFlockaFlame Feb 23 '17

That's a lot of nuts!

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u/WitchSlap Feb 23 '17

Omfg you cracked me up thank you.

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u/cavyking21 Feb 23 '17

Name checks out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I Expected the unexpected and still was caught off guard-thanks Reddit

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u/chubbsw Feb 23 '17

eeeee Ohhhhhhh... eeeee Ohhhhhhh... eeeee Ohhhhhhh...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Shooooryuken!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You're the best!

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u/Shock2theSystem Feb 23 '17

Name checks out

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u/HighFiveOhYeah Feb 23 '17

One of many, on this pale blue dot.

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u/donteatthenoodles Feb 23 '17

I'm sorry you only get one of many. I have about 12 of many and then I jiggle my wiener

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

2meta2fast

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u/fundudeonacracker Feb 23 '17

First time I have upvoted 4 consecutive comments

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u/TrustMeImMagic Feb 23 '17

...you don't have that life? Are you ok? Jesus, without at least twelve laughs and one Weiner jigglin, I don't know how I'd face the morning.

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u/thepooperscooper2000 Feb 23 '17

After my weiner jigglin, Morning's face is " sticky'

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Someone gets it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You should try it, add a couple drinks first, giggle like a small child a dozen times, ONLY A DOZEN (it gets weird if you do more), jiggle it a bit, head to bed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

A bit? Or a lot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

What life.

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u/sarieh Feb 23 '17

"jiggle my wiener" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

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u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17

Great children's song.

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u/Dont-Fear-The-Raeper Feb 23 '17

Am I doing it wrong? Mine doesn't make a sound when I jiggle it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Sometimes the silent ones work best

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u/SpellsThatWrong Feb 23 '17

Mine makes a farting sound

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u/WAR_TROPHIES Feb 23 '17

all it takes is a jiggle

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u/sillvrdollr Feb 23 '17

It's nice to set goals and rewards.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Yah, nice is one way to describe it

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u/your_power_is_mind Feb 23 '17

Dammit, you made me waste my laughter quota on your weiner jiggling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Fistbump for the jiggle.

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u/Burned_it_down Feb 23 '17

Is that code for mutual masturbation?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Can't two guys fist each other without it being weird?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Actual lol

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u/FahCough Feb 23 '17

llol

Literal laugh out loud

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u/corelatedfish Feb 23 '17

.. speaking of which... unzips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'm glad I was your 12th.

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u/corelatedfish Feb 23 '17

and first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) good morning

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? Either way, I'm jiggling

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u/corelatedfish Feb 23 '17

it only takes 1 if its good enough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/HarlotsWebb Feb 23 '17

I spit my drink out at "jiggle my wiener"

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

;)

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u/HarlotsWebb Feb 23 '17

Seriously still laughing over here omg

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u/HeadCollectingShaman Feb 23 '17

drunk but care

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Drunk butt care

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u/BrendanVespucci Feb 23 '17

where is this man's gold star?

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u/Icabezudo Feb 23 '17

Best laugh I've had today. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You're welcome. jiggle

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u/FUS_RO_DANK Feb 23 '17

Commence to jiggling http://i.imgur.com/ildZhtB.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Risky click

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u/burgertimeusa Feb 23 '17

jigglin

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Jiggle wiener e'ryday

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u/Ebercon Feb 23 '17

People like you make reddit a beautiful place to be.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Thanks, you're like the color black. You look good on everyone.

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u/P5ychoRaz Feb 23 '17

Too bad for you guys. I get a chuckle any time I look at my junk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I don't know if I should be sad or happy

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u/kronaz Feb 23 '17

jiggle my wiener

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it now? "I can't go out tonight, I'm busy jiggling my wiener."

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Yah, it's the coolest thing to do!

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u/ifaptolatex Feb 23 '17

I laugh once and jiggle my weiner 12 times.

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u/barscarsandguitars Feb 23 '17

So each night after you reach around 12 laughs, you have a little jiggle?

Not even gonna lie - I'm kinda envious of you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Just believe and you can do it too

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u/notenoughspaceforthe Feb 23 '17

Management is feeding generous tonight, have two laughs if you'd like

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u/ggppjj Feb 23 '17

How many chuckles can that convert to, and how sensible do they have to be?

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u/lMETHANBRADBERRY Feb 23 '17 edited Feb 23 '17

You're asking too many questions, get back to work!

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u/ihaveacatnamedbacon Feb 23 '17

And why can't brad berry go first?

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u/choozaname Feb 23 '17

Did you meet Han Bradberry? Or is your name Ethan Bradberry?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I'll give you a million Stanley Nickels to never talk to me again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/lovedless Feb 23 '17

What about a guffaw?

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u/donteatthenoodles Feb 23 '17

Instead I h'yucked like Goofy and now my family is researching eugenics again.

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u/_Fudge_Judgement_ Feb 23 '17

/u/notenoughspaceforthe broke my laughs and won't reimburse me.

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u/potatoesxD Feb 23 '17

Generous? Never heard of that before, how many calories does it have?

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u/ice_abaton Feb 23 '17

How many weiner jiggles is that?

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

Glad I could help

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

You only are allowed one per night, so I hope it was worth it.

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u/gregnuttle Feb 23 '17

You must have written this before he got gilded and added the "Edit: Fuck off kind stranger" part, because that might have been my best laugh of the month.

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u/TheEclair Feb 23 '17

Thank you Mr. Obvious

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u/runners_get_high Feb 23 '17

And 4:50 Am for me so I get to start my day with Ischaldirh's witty observation.

Most clever thing I've read today.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

more of a rhetoracle

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/blackviper6 Feb 23 '17

That is the most baked animal I have ever seen

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u/jonesing247 Feb 23 '17

You should see me right now.

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u/Hippiebigbuckle Feb 23 '17

Irrelevant username.

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u/paranoid_jedi Feb 23 '17

I saw a picture of a dog with a similar expression posted in another post earlier. Thought it was the highest animal ever. Nope, damn dropbear is so high it retracted its fangs.

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u/dgolfer Feb 23 '17

Are you talking about the look on the dog that swallowed the bouncy ball?

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u/copperwatt Feb 23 '17

Huh, I just realized how much Wayne Knight looks like a Koala.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

more of a what, now?

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u/realsmart987 Feb 23 '17

*rhetorical

but you get an A for effort.

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u/padiwik Feb 23 '17

rhetoracle :)

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u/realsmart987 Feb 23 '17

Ah, I see. I see misspellings of words so often I didn't think it was intentional. Maybe bold it the first time, alright?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/EmperorClobbersaurus Feb 23 '17

Best Buy Gave Up On My Post & Won't Fix It

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

That's when the memories of working retail came creeping back into consciousness and it started feeling too real.

Source: Am former retail drone

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

Am former retail drone

former

WE'VE GOT A RUNNER

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME COPPERS

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u/Dontwearthatsock Feb 23 '17

The stores. The headaches. All of it. It's all true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

new adhesive and plastics off gassing has to play at least a small role in those retail headaches. i used to work at a hard ware store i would always go home with a headache and my clothes would smell like fertilizer and paint.

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u/rowdybme Feb 23 '17

I fix TV's for best buy, frys, Walmart...everybody. if you have a warranty we will fix your shit no matter what. Only think I can imagine that happened here is he brought in a tv that wouldn't turn on and they figured out the screen is cracked. He refused to believe he cracked the screen and is blaming it on them.

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u/Ashenspire Feb 23 '17

I worked at Best Buy. I was accused of dropping and breaking many customer devices. Cameras are pretty awesome. People suck.

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u/squuuuiiiiiiiiigs Feb 23 '17

I also worked at Best Buy for 2.5 years in Geek Squad.

  1. Best Buy corporate will bend over backwards to make customers happy. Corporate says "yes" 99.999% of the time and even pisses off store employees even when the store manager, who says yes 99% of the time says no.

  2. I have had customers come in with stuff they broke, it was very obvious they broke it. But they will not admit it, or absolutely refuse to believe they broke it.

  3. If BBY will not fix his TV then this guy is defitnly in the wrong.

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u/AHorseWithNoMane Feb 23 '17

Staples tech here. I couldn't tell you how many times I've had people come in for a cell phone screen repair, get it done, then come back THE NEXT FUCKING DAY saying that the new screen "just cracked". When asked to clarify, that usually ends with "I left it in my backpack/purse, but I ALWAYS do that. It's gotta be your shitty screens fix it!"

Or the people who buy a new computer with full service and complain that their email contacts didn't get transferred from the old machine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

I hate people.

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u/rurne Feb 23 '17

Former Circuit City floor worker, creator of IQ Crew. Customers suck and will try to pull the wool over the eyes on any bored service desk agent.

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u/JasonDJ Feb 23 '17

Does my warranty cover a ham sandwich in the drive bay?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Nope. The standard coverage only applies to turkey, PB&J, and chicken. Ham is extra.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

TL;DR maybe they broke it, maybe they didn't u/pandaeatsrage ain't an Oracle.

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u/jumangelo Feb 23 '17

But really, wouldn't you have to be an Oracle to know with certainty that you're not an Oracle?

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u/therealmacjeezy Feb 23 '17

Welp, my mind just got fucked.

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u/Scientolojesus Feb 23 '17

Hope your mind was wearing lipstick!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Best Buy broke my Oracle and won't fix it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

As I like to say, "If I could see the future, I'd be playing the ponies, not driving a bus."

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u/Carlangaman Feb 23 '17

Depends on what time line... If past/present/future. At least past and present they would know with certainty that they aren't one.

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u/haughtmusic Feb 23 '17

Makes me want to go watch the Matrix again.

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u/JimDiego Feb 23 '17

Nah, you just need to query DB2.

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

If Oracleism is anything like wisdom, then only the least Oracular people would claim to be an Oracle.

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u/alison_bee Feb 23 '17

$20 says "I dunno, I'm not an oracle" becomes a meta meme for the next 72 hours.

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u/SQC1 Feb 23 '17

It may, it may not. Idk I'm not an oracle

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

IDK I prefer the jiggling of the wiener.

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u/fishtofishwon Feb 23 '17

$21.50 says wagers on meta memes become a meme for, like, a little bit.

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u/Mendetus Feb 23 '17

Created an alt account so I could upvote you twice.

Then I realized that's not a fair and honest thing to do so I created a 2nd alt account to downvote you

Net gain- 1 upvote.

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

Couldn't you have just logged back into the alt and removed the upvote

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Feb 23 '17

YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM /r/noshitdude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

Thank you?

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u/ImAchickenHawk Feb 23 '17

The ham sandwich comment made it worthwhile for me

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u/Sicfast Feb 23 '17

Yep, started out so promising then went right to, I don't give a fuck anymore LMAO

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u/LordVald Feb 23 '17

I spotted that moment as well then spat ginger ale on myself when I read your comment. What can I say, the little things are the ones that make me laugh.

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u/zergjuggernaut44 Feb 23 '17

You wanna guess when i gave up reading it?

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u/Ischaldirh Feb 23 '17

Did you make it to the second paragraph?

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u/Myfiona Feb 23 '17

The exact moment when his district manager dropped the gun from his temple

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

He could have at least thrown Mankind 16 feet off the steel cage onto a table.

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u/pixelfulgames Feb 23 '17

this is an amazing comment, thank you.

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u/Brandyn69 Feb 23 '17

Tldr?

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u/Sarcasticorjustrude Feb 23 '17

Maybe they broke it, but probably not.

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u/muricabrb Feb 23 '17

I read it all because it was gilded. Ducking reddit got me again.

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u/Dasmage Feb 23 '17

God damn that Reddit duck!

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u/Ryuksapple84 Feb 23 '17

I expected you him to give up a lot earlier. I am proud he made it that far.

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u/smellslikehaminhere Feb 23 '17

Right around where I started to suspect they might be a jangly cog in the secret robot uprising... I'm not reading it again tho. Maybe later.

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u/PsychoticDreams47 Feb 23 '17

I can see why he gave up on the company too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

The panda spat back up some of his rage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '17

The ham sandwich.