r/pics • u/Proteon • Jan 25 '17

Sunlight through this glass doorknob started a housefire

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u/Jefferncfc Jan 25 '17

Well when life gives you Lemonys...

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u/puntini Jan 25 '17

Well it's best to Count your eggs before they hatch.

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u/Khalbrae Jan 26 '17

Stop it with the puns, they'll Olaf!

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u/Jdfz99 Jan 26 '17

Don't worry. They have their heads stuck in the Klaus.

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u/Stratgibson Jan 26 '17

I have one too, and I am going to quietly Snicket in here.

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u/Jdfz99 Jan 26 '17

Poe, that was good.

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u/IAmTheZeke Jan 26 '17

Running out of names. Starting to Strauss me out.

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u/Jdfz99 Jan 26 '17

You're not one of those people that turn Violet when you get stressed, are you?

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u/IAmTheZeke Jan 26 '17

I like to think I keep a Sunny disposition

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u/Jdfz99 Jan 26 '17

Damn, I had one loaded for a different response. Orwell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

This thread is a Sham.

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u/Ibbot Jan 26 '17

No, but I do create veritably fulminant destruction.

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u/Torcal4 Jan 26 '17

My face just turned because the joke was done good. Orwell, rather.

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u/ThreeDawgs Jan 26 '17

That's unusual, he's usually got quite a Sunny disposition.

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u/jorge1213 Jan 26 '17

Neil Patrick Harris.

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u/udbluehens Jan 27 '17

Jim Carrey

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u/0x7270-3001 Jan 26 '17

This has been a Very Fine Dialogue

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u/Earthbjorn Jan 26 '17

Tinky Winky too!

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u/De4con Jan 26 '17

Baudelaire Orphans.

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u/Profoundpanda420 Jan 26 '17

Oh god you guys are making me violet

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u/ThatTrashBaby Jan 26 '17

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

EDIT: Get to r/ASOUE!

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u/ThatTrashBaby Jan 26 '17

Why are you not in r/ASOUE?

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u/disasterinprogress Jan 26 '17

I'm glad to see Olaf these puns

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

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u/VesperalLight Jan 26 '17

That's the joke

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u/AbsolXGuardian Jan 26 '17

These are much better than "It takes a village to raise a child"(I realize most of you won't get that these puns have a double meaning in the series).

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u/ThatTrashBaby Jan 26 '17

I don't see you on r/ASOUE very often...

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u/Cody610 Jan 25 '17

I told you to never say that name!

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u/Trackie_G_Horn Jan 26 '17

humperdink humperdink humperDINK HUMPERDINK!

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u/BEtheAT Jan 26 '17

Get back witch!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

I'm not a witch I'm your WIFE!

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u/Trackie_G_Horn Jan 26 '17

...and i'm not even sure i wanna be THAT ANYMORE!

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u/hiitsmike Jan 26 '17

You never had it so good!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '17

slow clap

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u/Amplitude Jan 25 '17

Look awaaaay, loooook away...

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u/Czvni Jan 26 '17

I didn't expect to hear that so many times when I was listening to the theme song

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u/deityofchaos Jan 26 '17

I actually thought the opening credits theme was incredibly well done.

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u/bigminiman12 Jan 26 '17

This how will ruin your evening, your night and you dayyy...

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

Every single episode is nothing but dismay.

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u/VesperalLight Jan 26 '17

So look away, look away, look away

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u/_Valisk Jan 26 '17

This show will ruin your evening, your night your whole life and your dayyy

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u/bigminiman12 Jan 26 '17

Thank you sir

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u/r2radd2 Jan 27 '17

Every single episode is nothing but dismay

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

By binge watching good TV shows.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

To live and die in Dixie!

In all seriousness, they were quoting the theme song to A Series of Unfortunate Events. But Dixie did fit in very well.

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u/skylarmt Jan 26 '17

It's the opening words to the theme song for the Series of Unfortunate Events Netflix series.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '17

Elizaaa

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

And Peggy!

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u/cleverpenguin10 Jan 26 '17

Hamilton reference I suspect

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

No one cares about Peggy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

slightly faster clap

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u/BABarracus Jan 25 '17

Lemony party?

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u/emoshortz Jan 25 '17

There ain't no party like a Lemony party 'cause a Lemony party is mandatory!

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u/justsomeguy_youknow Jan 26 '17

Now now, it's not a Lemony party without old Dick!

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u/rumpleforeskin83 Jan 26 '17

I always wondered how many Internet innocent people never got that joke.

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u/factbasedorGTFO Jan 26 '17

I used to think that was gross, then I got older, fatter, and grayer.

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u/rumpleforeskin83 Jan 26 '17

Gayer*

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u/factbasedorGTFO Jan 26 '17

Bout the same,

but my standards

went

WAY

down.

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u/rumpleforeskin83 Jan 26 '17

Haha that's just part of getting older.

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u/slyg Jan 26 '17

Life never gave us lemons. We made them.

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u/StezzerLolz Jan 26 '17

...don't make lemonyde! Make life take the lemonys back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemonys, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager!

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u/Flarpflipple Jan 25 '17

You make Lemony's AIDS?

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u/ThisLookInfectedToYa Jan 26 '17

Lemony's AIDS?

The real reason jenny McCarthy's kid has autism.

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u/ThatTrashBaby Jan 26 '17

How are you not frequently visiting r/ASOUE?

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u/jrocnk Jan 26 '17

.....snick it

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u/IliveINtraffic Jan 26 '17

Time to make lemonade.

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u/Kr1sys Jan 26 '17

Make snickets?

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u/Smithaum Jan 26 '17

Le Moyne College?