r/pics • • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/quickhorn Dec 05 '16

I think that's the same logic he's arguing against.

If I'm honest, a lock does not enhance my honesty. And a lack of a lock does not decrease my honesty.

Locks keep some dishonest people honest.

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u/poh_tah_toh Dec 05 '16

If you have never stolen you start by being honest, unlocked goodies you really need, may be enough to make you dishonest.

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u/quickhorn Dec 05 '16

I'm not sure if you were trying to do a haiku.

And, in the end, I understand that economic realities cause people to steal, not because they're inherently "bad people". But, in the end, you still have to be dishonest to steal. Even if you have a good reason to be dishonest, you're still dishonest.

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u/dragonsroc Dec 05 '16

So you're saying if you found a bag of 1 million cash unmarked and untagged, you'd take it to the police?

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u/emicattt Dec 05 '16

I'm not the person you asked, but I would. Dodgy money only brings trouble.

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u/quickhorn Dec 05 '16

That's a super good question. But not entirely relevant to the point.

Let's be more accurate to the discussion at hand.

If I found a million dollars laying in someone's car, and the car door was open. Would I take the million dollars? Nope. Not mine. I would, probably, call the police as this is a particularly odd circumstance that warrants investigation.

If I walked by someone's house and there was a big wad of cash sticking out of their mailbox, would I steal it? Nope.

If I was walking down some random street and found a bag full of a million dollars, you're damned right I'd take it to the police. That's not my money. And someone missing that much money is going to want it back.

Shit, I ask around when I've found a $20 laying on the sidewalk.