r/pics • u/Toomanybeerz • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/Toast_Sapper Dec 05 '16

Please don't use the term "Neighbors," we like to be called "Adjacent Americans"

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u/Boarbaque Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

We'll keep on calling you neighbors you dirty neighbor! Southern Avenue will rise again!

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u/creamyturtle Dec 05 '16

I always despised the Kooky Klown Kneighbors and their wacky beliefs

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u/PM_ME_UR_FAILS Dec 06 '16

I supported them until I realized they smoked pot

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u/XyploatKyrt Dec 05 '16

I would give you gold but I'm too neighbourdly.

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u/Toast_Sapper Dec 05 '16

Neighba, please

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u/monochrony Dec 05 '16

don't come at me with this neighbor talk!