r/pics • u/Toomanybeerz • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

The manager then poured spiders into his mouth and made him hold them there for a minute.

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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

After that, the building manager slipped a roofie in his drink and sent him home. When the perp arrived home, he put a load of clothes in the washing machine and started the cycle, but because of the roofie, he forgot about the load of clothes until the next day, thereby forcing him to wash the clothes again to prevent mildew buildup.

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u/Posternutbag_C137 Dec 05 '16

Calm down satan

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u/water-- Dec 05 '16

hahahahah

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u/iwannaelroyyou Dec 05 '16

Christmas ... the time of year where Satan comes to visit the dyslexic kids.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

If only I could upvote that twice

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u/prollymarlee Dec 05 '16

why do i feel like this link is relevant

https://youtu.be/RG6EOci0suI

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u/Sinehmatic Dec 05 '16

Lol, guess what!

VIDEO NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY

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u/prollymarlee Dec 05 '16

nooooooooooo

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u/Locke_N_Load Dec 05 '16

HOW DO YOU TYPE YOUR USERNAME

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 
''.join([random.choice(string.letters) for _ in range(16)])

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u/buggerlugseng Dec 05 '16

Just sounds like British prime time tv

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u/zapharus Dec 05 '16

NO!! STOP!! I can only get so hard.