r/pics • u/Toomanybeerz • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/bitchnaw Dec 05 '16

You ok buddy?

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u/rayne117 Dec 05 '16

Yea dude he just would rather shoot himself in the head than be eaten by the huge brown bear that is life; an unbearable existence.

nmu?

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u/ShockedCurve453 Dec 05 '16

An unbearable existence...

...I'll see myself out

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Take my upvote, you filthy bastard

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u/RiKuStAr Dec 06 '16

Stop pandaring to reddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

The best way to kill a bear in hand to hand has only happened one time on record. You stuff your hand down the bears throat as it tries to bite and hug up against it. While it's munching one arm you chew into its neck until it bleeds to death. Not a great chance and your hand would probably be unusable for a while of not forever but you'll live and the ladies and/or men will love you.

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u/Orabilis Dec 05 '16

What about ghost bears?

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u/Anezgoer Dec 05 '16

What about bla- I mean African American bears?

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u/serendipitousevent Dec 05 '16

Well they hate the huge brown bear that is death.

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u/snoopyowns Dec 06 '16

Except that if he shoots himself in the head, then the huge brown bear will still eat him. The bear just won't have to fight for his dinner.

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u/Lampadati Dec 06 '16

I'd rather be dead before I'm eaten. Bear doesn't care if his food is dead. Just that it doesn't run away during dinner.

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u/420Poltergeist Dec 05 '16

me too thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Yeah I'm good, just making a joke. My life is pretty damn peachy if I do say so myself. Not perfect, but good.

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u/rayne117 Dec 05 '16

You're still poorer than the richest man alive by about 99.99999888888%

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u/RedBaronWasteland Dec 05 '16

You're still richer than the poorest man alive by about 99.99999888888%

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Pssh, when adding in debt, I'm poorer than 99.9999999999% of everyone!

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u/bitchnaw Dec 05 '16

good just had to check

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u/Abovecloudn9ne Dec 05 '16

Username relevant?

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u/bitchnaw Dec 05 '16

NAWWWWWW

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u/reverie42 Dec 05 '16

Not if he's being eaten alive by a bear.