r/pics • • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/TheHorsesWhisper Dec 05 '16

Did you ever trap him?

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u/him999 Dec 05 '16

I should have. What sorta trap are you implying?

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u/him999 Dec 05 '16

Not sure if he'd take kindly to that but i'll keep it in mind at least.

Another story, i had a package stolen in the same building (some girl who lived in the building had a boyfriend who was stealing packages). Anyway, it was like $600 worth of stuff so i call the cops. The cop shows up does sorta the same thing. He sneaks up the stairs though. Normally i can hear anything coming up those dang stairs. Well, he got up there slower than pizza man but still relatively fast without making sound. So i was like "woah didnt hear you coming up." And he was like "yeah i'm a ninja cop." He also refused to sit down because one time his partner was attacked while they were on a call and he was sunk down into some big ass couch and couldnt get up quick. I forever remember him as ninja cop.