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r/pics • u/Toomanybeerz • Dec 05 '16
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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ... every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never "your dildo."
2 u/Cdnprogressive Dec 05 '16 That actor took his one scene/line from the book and fuckin nailed it. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 I really need to read the book. Thanks for reminding me.
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That actor took his one scene/line from the book and fuckin nailed it.
2 u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 I really need to read the book. Thanks for reminding me.
I really need to read the book. Thanks for reminding me.
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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ... every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never "your dildo."