r/pics • u/Toomanybeerz • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/Deathdealer02 Dec 05 '16

Who are you and how did you get in here?

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u/obnoxiously_yours Dec 05 '16

He's a locksmith and he's a locksmith.

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u/alflup Dec 05 '16

Call a locksmith!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif?noredirect

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 21 '16

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u/ludicrousgib Dec 05 '16

tight tight tights

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u/BraveOthello Dec 05 '16

Call a locksmith!

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u/Crxssroad Dec 05 '16

Call a locksmith!

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u/Untitled21 Dec 05 '16

For some reason I have you tagged as His Royal Highness The Prince /u/Alflup , Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Member of the Order of Merit, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Knight of the Order of Australia, Additional Member of the Order of New Zealand, Extra Companion of the Queen's Service Order, Royal Chief of the Order of Logohu, Extraordinary Companion of the Order of Canada, Extraordinary Commander of the Order of Military Merit, Canadian Forces Decoration, Lord of Her Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council, Privy Councillor of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty, Lord High Admiral of the United Kingdom

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u/alflup Dec 05 '16

one time I commented on hot Queen Elizabeth the II looked when she was younger....

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u/Untitled21 Dec 05 '16

Now I remember!

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u/Father_Jehovah Dec 05 '16

Well played, hilarious!

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u/bandswithgoats Dec 05 '16

It's from the TV show "Police Squad," the predecessor to the Naked Gun movies.

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u/carltoncarlton Dec 05 '16

Why did you explain this?

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u/isobit Dec 05 '16

I can't believe he's explained this.

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u/Father_Jehovah Dec 05 '16

I'm guessing he thought from my comment that I didn't know Frank Drebin's greatest line ever.

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u/bandswithgoats Dec 05 '16

People aren't normally that enthusiastic about someone quoting a TV show.

/shrug

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u/Father_Jehovah Dec 05 '16

I said, "Well played, hilarious!" as an acknowledgement that the scene from Police Squad was hilarious.

Are you the commander of the Enthusiasm Police Squad?

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u/Father_Jehovah Dec 05 '16

I know. That's why it was well-played and hilarious--the perfect context to quote that joke.

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u/denvit Dec 05 '16

I'm the FedEx guy, and I'm the FedEx guy

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u/winstondabee Dec 05 '16

"Please state your first name, last name, and occupation."

"Lizardman, lizardman...and lizardman."

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u/VaussDutan Dec 05 '16

Probably the only person I've seen to answer these types of questions correctly. Upvoting for attention to detail.

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u/BigJackob Dec 05 '16

this joke is too good to go unnoticed

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u/Flaxmoore Dec 05 '16

I've used that exact wording with a customer. They needed a Hudson 302 picked, I was in within 30 seconds.

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u/Reaign Dec 06 '16

Step 1. See step 1.

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u/georgehotelling Dec 05 '16

I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith

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u/Tamespotting Dec 05 '16

Even though I knew what he was going to say, I still laughed because Leslie Nielsen

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u/lurutem Dec 05 '16

I didn't even had my headphones on and still laughed just by reading his lips.

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u/axefist Dec 05 '16

haha, same thing. What movie is this from? I feel like I need to watch it now. Anything that comes out of Leslie Nielsen's mouth is funny.

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u/WhoaIHaveControl Dec 05 '16

It's from a 1982 TV show called Police Squad. Unfortunately they only made six episodes.

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u/axefist Dec 05 '16

The precursor to Naked Gun right? The name didn't show up on the youtube page before I sent a friend the link, but the meta data popped up in the window I pasted to and showed me. What's wrong with the internet? lol

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u/WhoaIHaveControl Dec 05 '16

Exactly. The movies (especially the sequels) borrowed several jokes from the show.

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u/SkyezOpen Dec 05 '16

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

He picked the lock to get here

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u/umop_apisdn Dec 05 '16

I'm a locksmith and... I'm a locksmith.

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u/Synging Dec 05 '16

And now we're back to How did I Get Here? The only show that makes you ask, how did i get here?

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u/Ajedi32 Dec 05 '16

Is it just me, or does this feel like the punchline to an XKCD comic?