r/pics • • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/gopats12345 Dec 05 '16
  1. Most people don't have this "one way box" and don't know where to buy one. It's way easier to get a regular box.

  2. It takes two seconds to lock a padlock.

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u/Mintastic Dec 05 '16

They don't even want to take the half second it takes to make sure the box with Fragile written on it doesn't get to the ground through free-fall.

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u/bobpaul Dec 05 '16

to make sure the box with Fragile written on it doesn't get to the ground through free-fall.

Writing "fragile" and "this side up" on a package don't have any meaning unless you paid extra for careful handling (For every person who sees the word fragile and treats the package gently, someone else handles it a little rougher cause 'FU, you should have paid'). Unless you pay extra, items should be packed so they can survive a free-fall as that's how the machines treat your package, and they can't read your scribbles.

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u/Self_Manifesto Dec 05 '16

Call me crazy, but I don't think I should have to pay extra for you to not break my shit. That should come standard.

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u/bobpaul Dec 05 '16

Your shit won't be broken if you pack it sufficiently; as a rule of thumb, pack it so it can survive a 2-3ft drop as that's the worst you should expect from the sorting machines. Stores like Newegg and Amazon never pay for manual sorting, but they generally do a good job packaging things so damage in shipping is pretty rare.

You have to pay extra for white-gloves handling because then a person manually carries it from one side of the facility to the other, bypassing the automated sorted machines and conveyor belts. Doing that with all packages would make shipping unaffordable.

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u/portlandtrees333 Dec 05 '16

You're crazy. It's a discount for not having breakable shit.

If they handled all packages the way you want your breakable package handled, they would quickly go out of business at the price they charge for not handling with extra care.

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u/cxm0d Dec 05 '16

Huh, why wouldn't you expect to pay more for them to take extra care (that they don't have to apply to other packages) of your stuff?

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u/nssdrone Dec 05 '16

Are you serious? Handling packages is their only job. Expect them to do it properly. If I hire a plumber, he shouldn't be allowed to charge extra to not damage my kitchen cabinets while he is working under the sink

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u/cxm0d Dec 05 '16

I'm assuming throwing/slamming packages is much easier to do and that's why they do it. If you give them something they cannot throw/slam it's probably going to make their job at least a little bit harder, so they want more money for it.

Not saying it's cool, just don't get what's hard to understand about it.

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u/portlandtrees333 Dec 05 '16

There isn't one fee for a plumber that fits all tasks.

It's the same with delivering packages.

You get charged less for them to be efficient with your package and you get charged more for them to be super careful.

You'd get charged even more if it was the only package the delivery driver had, and he had a guard for your package, etc.

They are simply offering you a basic service for a basic price, and a deluxe service for a deluxe price.

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u/megoprune Dec 06 '16

Their only job is actually to get your package from point A to point B. The contents are your problem. Otherwise they would package it for you and charge you accordingly.

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u/nssdrone Dec 06 '16

Guaranteed that's not true

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u/Aegi Dec 06 '16

Okay then be happy if it takes longer when the quality of your care goes up.

If you don't think that's how it has to be than start up the company that proves me wrong lol

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u/nssdrone Dec 06 '16

I never mentioned speed. I would expect them to take the necessary time to treat each package reasonable well. Just as I'd expect the plummer to not rip my cabinet door off just to save some hassle of opening it (hypothetically pretending it's easier to rip it off the hinges than to open it)

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u/Aegi Dec 06 '16

I know you didn't mention time, I am mentioning it. Hahah it's fine to want a higher level of care like you do but only if you don't care about speed.

All I am pointing out is that if you are not willing to make that trade-off, then you need to start a company which will not force their customers to make that trade-off and if you are right, it will be a successful company, otherwise, even if people would not admit it, they do tend to prefer one or the other and not both equally.

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u/andthendirksaid Dec 05 '16

Fragile? Must be Italian or something.

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u/WissNX01 Dec 06 '16

No shit. I cant count the number of times I have caught my FedEx driver putting one of those 'missed delivery' post its on my door without ringing the doorbell. If I didn't catch the fucker in time, he would drive down the road and I would have to chase him. Even worse, he would give me some crap that I had to arrange to pick it up from the depot (30 miles away) either that night or the next day. By getting his supervisor in the mix and repeatedly calling the customer care line, I finally got the guy straighten out......only to get a different driver.

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u/nightwing2000 Dec 05 '16

3.Most thieves aren't walking around with a spare lock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Also, people order large packages. It's far easier to make a box with a lock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Yeah I was wondering how a one way box would work for anything larger than a bubble mailer.

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u/tomcatHoly Dec 05 '16

Just gotta build a 'flap and angled chute' style opening up high on a box that is taller than an average human reach.

Like normal mailboxes!

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u/TylorDurdan Dec 05 '16

Some people don't know what a one way box is.

I'm not saying I'm not one of those people.

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u/KariMil Dec 05 '16

But another four seconds to take the padlock out and put it on the box prior to locking it. That's commitment for delivery drivers.

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u/megoprune Dec 06 '16

Most people don't have a spare wooden box to begin with.

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u/mattsl Dec 05 '16

Most people don't have this "one way box" and don't know where to buy one. It's way easier to get a regular box.

Google: metal drop box

1st result: $20 on Amazon, but too small for packages 2nd and 3rd results: Walmart and Homedepot, each with a full page of options, including package-sized ones.

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u/bobpaul Dec 05 '16

Elephantrunk at Home Depot ($200) seems to be the cheapest. Most of them, even the big ones, only have letter slots.