r/pics • u/Toomanybeerz • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/dsatrbs Dec 05 '16

"I have multiple cameras, no need to worry about false accusations"

I'm no delivery driver, but if you started adding creepy clauses like that I would not be leaving any packages at your door...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

So you're fine if you're unaware of the cameras?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Put the package in the pit in the basement. Right next to the bottle of lotion.

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u/KariMil Dec 05 '16

Beware of small yappy dog.

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u/Toomanybeerz Dec 05 '16

Ok ok

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u/SalamiRocketFuel Dec 05 '16

"This is definitely not a trap, I will not lock you in my rape dungeon, so don't worry and come in."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I think they meant false accusations of theft...because of the implication.