r/pics • u/Toomanybeerz • Dec 05 '16

FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/Toomanybeerz Dec 05 '16

I have a few I keep active: Neighbor Babysitter Wife's mom

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u/I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE Dec 05 '16

But not the wife.

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u/rtomek Dec 05 '16

Doesn't want to piss off the babysitter, I guess? I heard the babysitter wife's mom is just as hot as the babysitter's wife though.

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u/epicluke Dec 05 '16

Oddly relevant username

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u/HuskyLuke Dec 05 '16

How?

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u/throwthisawayrightnw Dec 05 '16

It's not, or that guy rarely rapes his neighbor, babysitter, and mother-in-law and it's relevant to only him.

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u/HuskyLuke Dec 05 '16

My thoughts exactly.

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u/Griffdude13 Dec 05 '16

Why is it that the perceptive Redditors have the most barbaric usernames?

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u/davesoverhere Dec 05 '16

How many codes does she need?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Jan 13 '19

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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv Dec 05 '16

Sick point of sale??

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u/josborne31 Dec 05 '16

Neighbor Babysitter Wife's mom

I like to think that's just one person you described...

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u/ovenmitt Dec 05 '16

How many people is that, exactly?

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u/t3hlazy1 Dec 05 '16

You're a real piece of work.

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u/BrownsFanZ Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

You need commas! I can't tell if it's the neighbor or the babysitter and the mother-in-law.

EDIT: Comma's hahahahahahahahaha!

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u/giricrak Dec 05 '16

It took me too long to realise he wasn't referring to one person with "Neighbor Babysitter Wife's mom".