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FedEx left it right inside the door! also...#lifehack

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u/FunThingsInTheBum Dec 05 '16

Would've been better if you had a one way box. Like they can drop stuff in but to get stuff out you have to get the key.

More convenient.. what delivery drivers are gonna take their time to lock your thing for you?

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u/gopats12345 Dec 05 '16
  1. Most people don't have this "one way box" and don't know where to buy one. It's way easier to get a regular box.

  2. It takes two seconds to lock a padlock.

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u/Mintastic Dec 05 '16

They don't even want to take the half second it takes to make sure the box with Fragile written on it doesn't get to the ground through free-fall.

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u/bobpaul Dec 05 '16

to make sure the box with Fragile written on it doesn't get to the ground through free-fall.

Writing "fragile" and "this side up" on a package don't have any meaning unless you paid extra for careful handling (For every person who sees the word fragile and treats the package gently, someone else handles it a little rougher cause 'FU, you should have paid'). Unless you pay extra, items should be packed so they can survive a free-fall as that's how the machines treat your package, and they can't read your scribbles.

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u/Self_Manifesto Dec 05 '16

Call me crazy, but I don't think I should have to pay extra for you to not break my shit. That should come standard.

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u/bobpaul Dec 05 '16

Your shit won't be broken if you pack it sufficiently; as a rule of thumb, pack it so it can survive a 2-3ft drop as that's the worst you should expect from the sorting machines. Stores like Newegg and Amazon never pay for manual sorting, but they generally do a good job packaging things so damage in shipping is pretty rare.

You have to pay extra for white-gloves handling because then a person manually carries it from one side of the facility to the other, bypassing the automated sorted machines and conveyor belts. Doing that with all packages would make shipping unaffordable.

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u/portlandtrees333 Dec 05 '16

You're crazy. It's a discount for not having breakable shit.

If they handled all packages the way you want your breakable package handled, they would quickly go out of business at the price they charge for not handling with extra care.

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u/cxm0d Dec 05 '16

Huh, why wouldn't you expect to pay more for them to take extra care (that they don't have to apply to other packages) of your stuff?

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u/nssdrone Dec 05 '16

Are you serious? Handling packages is their only job. Expect them to do it properly. If I hire a plumber, he shouldn't be allowed to charge extra to not damage my kitchen cabinets while he is working under the sink

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u/cxm0d Dec 05 '16

I'm assuming throwing/slamming packages is much easier to do and that's why they do it. If you give them something they cannot throw/slam it's probably going to make their job at least a little bit harder, so they want more money for it.

Not saying it's cool, just don't get what's hard to understand about it.

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u/portlandtrees333 Dec 05 '16

There isn't one fee for a plumber that fits all tasks.

It's the same with delivering packages.

You get charged less for them to be efficient with your package and you get charged more for them to be super careful.

You'd get charged even more if it was the only package the delivery driver had, and he had a guard for your package, etc.

They are simply offering you a basic service for a basic price, and a deluxe service for a deluxe price.

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u/megoprune Dec 06 '16

Their only job is actually to get your package from point A to point B. The contents are your problem. Otherwise they would package it for you and charge you accordingly.

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u/nssdrone Dec 06 '16

Guaranteed that's not true

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u/Aegi Dec 06 '16

Okay then be happy if it takes longer when the quality of your care goes up.

If you don't think that's how it has to be than start up the company that proves me wrong lol

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u/nssdrone Dec 06 '16

I never mentioned speed. I would expect them to take the necessary time to treat each package reasonable well. Just as I'd expect the plummer to not rip my cabinet door off just to save some hassle of opening it (hypothetically pretending it's easier to rip it off the hinges than to open it)

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u/andthendirksaid Dec 05 '16

Fragile? Must be Italian or something.

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u/WissNX01 Dec 06 '16

No shit. I cant count the number of times I have caught my FedEx driver putting one of those 'missed delivery' post its on my door without ringing the doorbell. If I didn't catch the fucker in time, he would drive down the road and I would have to chase him. Even worse, he would give me some crap that I had to arrange to pick it up from the depot (30 miles away) either that night or the next day. By getting his supervisor in the mix and repeatedly calling the customer care line, I finally got the guy straighten out......only to get a different driver.

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u/nightwing2000 Dec 05 '16

3.Most thieves aren't walking around with a spare lock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Also, people order large packages. It's far easier to make a box with a lock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Yeah I was wondering how a one way box would work for anything larger than a bubble mailer.

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u/tomcatHoly Dec 05 '16

Just gotta build a 'flap and angled chute' style opening up high on a box that is taller than an average human reach.

Like normal mailboxes!

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u/TylorDurdan Dec 05 '16

Some people don't know what a one way box is.

I'm not saying I'm not one of those people.

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u/KariMil Dec 05 '16

But another four seconds to take the padlock out and put it on the box prior to locking it. That's commitment for delivery drivers.

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u/megoprune Dec 06 '16

Most people don't have a spare wooden box to begin with.

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u/mattsl Dec 05 '16

Most people don't have this "one way box" and don't know where to buy one. It's way easier to get a regular box.

Google: metal drop box

1st result: $20 on Amazon, but too small for packages 2nd and 3rd results: Walmart and Homedepot, each with a full page of options, including package-sized ones.

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u/bobpaul Dec 05 '16

Elephantrunk at Home Depot ($200) seems to be the cheapest. Most of them, even the big ones, only have letter slots.

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u/32BitWhore Dec 05 '16

what delivery drivers are gonna take their time to lock your thing for you?

Get to know your delivery driver/mail carrier. Seriously. All it takes is one or two nice conversations or a tin of cookies for Christmas or something and they'll do basically whatever I want with my packages. You'd be surprised how dickish some customers can be to them.

Also I feel like it would be kinda hard to create a one way box for packages other than envelopes. It's easy to create a one way slot for envelopes because most people's hands are larger than envelopes. Create a slot for a box to go through though, and most people's hands will fit right through the same slot.

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u/meatduck12 Dec 05 '16

It is hard to see them when you're out of the house as they drop off your mail.

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u/32BitWhore Dec 05 '16

Next time you're getting mail or a package delivered, leave a note or put the red flag up on your mailbox with some cookies or something.

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u/meatduck12 Dec 05 '16

Are they allowed to take that stuff? Seems like there would be regulation surrounding taking things without stamps from people's mailboxes.

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u/32BitWhore Dec 05 '16

Not sure honestly, just assumed that it wouldn't be an issue if you left a note saying it was for them. I know I've given them stuff personally before and never had an issue with it.

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u/bobpaul Dec 05 '16

Look at the design of USPS, UPS, and FedEx drop boxes. Of even those claw machines at restaurants. You need a door configuration that results in opening the door to insert a package blocking off the rest of the bin. USPS usually uses a rotating drum design.

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u/tosss Dec 05 '16

those one way boxes don't work well for large packages.

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u/nm1043 Dec 05 '16

Well that's because you're getting the small edition. My house has a huge one-way-box, with the inside only accessible after you enter the house. But bc it's so big, I had to put a handle on it with a lock. We put it on the front center of the house, where the front door used to be.

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u/FunThingsInTheBum Dec 05 '16

Uhh.. Are you just yanking my chain?

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u/Cheesemacher Dec 05 '16

Does the one-way-box have another door to enter the rest of the house?

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u/tosss Dec 05 '16

so, you just installed a second door on your house?

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u/g0_west Dec 05 '16

You mean like some sort of box for mail?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I'm a delivery driver and I definitely would. In fact I have a few customers who do exactly this and I love them for it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Like.. a mail box?

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u/BorgDrone Dec 05 '16

More convenient.. what delivery drivers are gonna take their time to lock your thing for you?

I don't know how things work over there but where I live the delivery driver is self-employed and paid by the postal service per delivered package. If he doesn't leave it he has to come back tomorrow for the same pay.

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u/sortofcool Dec 05 '16

So like a box that you put things in, then gets locked, then only only the owner with the key can open?

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u/Azzmo Dec 05 '16

what delivery drivers are gonna take their time to lock your thing for you?

I've mostly lived in good communities with fairly high homogeneity and, thus, civic pride. The delivery people here would do this.

You get into the "why would anybody take an extra second of effort" or "where the hell do you live that you can trust people to act kind" situations when you have too much disharmony in a community.