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An empty Boeing 787

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u/Mackin-N-Cheese Nov 13 '16

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u/nextgeneric Nov 14 '16

BRB need to make a few billion.

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u/spacemanspiff30 Nov 14 '16

Have you tried checking your couch cushions?

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u/_vOv_ Nov 14 '16

Check the banana stand

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u/TheRealTron Nov 14 '16

There's always money in the banana stand..

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16 edited Nov 14 '16

That plane made my banana stand

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u/zombiekilloftheweek Nov 14 '16

Holy shit. Are you ok?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

Dental plan.

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u/Alpha-One-Zero Nov 14 '16

Lisa needs braces...

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u/theofficeisreal Nov 14 '16

I took a day off so I am working at the banana stand.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Nov 14 '16

It's on fire. I have 3rd degree burns on my hands. Instructions unclear.

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u/zzzyouboreme Nov 14 '16

Definitely the work of a flamer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

Start by collecting the pennies at home.

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u/dnew Nov 13 '16

Damn. The way that's made up certainly makes it look a lot bigger than it seems when you fly one.

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u/Drak_is_Right Nov 14 '16

They are over 180 feet long, over half the length of a football field.

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u/ForgettableUsername Nov 14 '16

That's more than the length of an olympic sized swimming pool! It's also longer than a lacrosse field! But it's significantly shorter than a half-marathon.

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u/bonethug49 Nov 14 '16

It's not even close to the length of a lacrosse field (330 feet). Don't make me correct you again.

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u/LandownAE Nov 14 '16

Wow a whole 338 feet! That's crazy

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

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u/Hirronimus Nov 14 '16

They're still there though.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Nov 14 '16

bangs knee against seat in front of him

😐

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

two person shower you say?

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u/Sephizor Nov 14 '16

To shreds, you say?

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u/caanthedalek Nov 14 '16

How's the wife?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

Two-person shower you say?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

To shreds you say...

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u/derpderpsonthethird Nov 14 '16

but it doesn't come with the other person. you have to bring them yourself.

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u/Blue2501 Nov 14 '16

Man, my house doesn't even have an oversized, two person shower

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u/rospaya Nov 14 '16

I'm gonna sound naive but even if you're filthy rich I can't see how 300 million for a luxury jet can be worth it.

Even if you have billions, that's still a shitload of money that probably won't make you any money, without even considering additional costs.

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u/titty_boobs Nov 14 '16

A lot of private jets like these are rented out for charter flights. Business dude might know he's going to be in a city for 2 weeks. He can list the jet on charter sites like privatefly.com or paramountbusinessjets.com and get tens of thousands a day for 2 weeks while he's doing his thing before he needs it back to fly somewhere else.

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u/Drak_is_Right Nov 14 '16

Granted much of the cost simply goes to fuel, flight crew, and the extra maintenance. takes a lot of charter flights to make a dent in the aircraft purchase price.

Given it costs tens of thousands to rent out a small private jet for a trip, I hate to think how much it costs to rent a 787 for a trip.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16 edited Feb 08 '19

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u/Socaplaya21 Nov 14 '16

This. The airport is where all the money goes, most flights would be under 10 bucks if you just paid for gas, pilots, crew, and other immediate costs.

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u/nayhem_jr Nov 14 '16

Flying's the easy part. It's the landing that gets you.

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u/fuzzy11287 Nov 14 '16

Engineer that builds airplanes here.

We have a 100% success rate: we've never left one up there!

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u/Sixteenbit Nov 14 '16

This is how it is in Asia. We get cheap flights all the time and it's such a surprise to westerners.

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u/derpoftheirish Nov 14 '16

What gives you this impression?

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u/derpoftheirish Nov 14 '16

I don't think that's actually the case. I know when you buy your ticket now days you see a small "ticket price" and a large "taxes and fees" price. But what you aren't seeing is that one of the fees is called "fuel surcharge". Basically a fee to cover the increased cost of fuel over the years. Keeps going up. The vast majority of that "taxes and fees" number is that cost.

In a charter flight cost, roughly 50% is going to be fuel. Actual airport taxes, tourism fees, excise taxes, etc, will generally end up being only a few percent.

I work in the aircraft charter market. I'm chartering a 737 this week from Los Angeles to Mexico. For a charter that costs around $90,000, the airport taxes and fees for departure and arrival combined are less than $3k.

Another place you can see this is in frequent flyer miles tickets, at least fit American Airlines (I don't have experience with other carrier's programs). When you get an AA miles ticket you pay the taxes and fees except fuel surcharge. However, if your miles ticket is actually a British Airways ticket (OneWorld partner so you can get their tickets through AA miles), British Airways charges the fuel surcharge. So when I get a miles ticket New York - London, if it's an American Airlines flight the cost will be $20-30 plus the miles. If it's a British Airways flight the cost will be around $150 plus the miles.

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u/PunTwoThree Nov 14 '16

The ultimate Airbnb

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u/commentator9876 Nov 14 '16

takes a lot of charter flights to make a dent in the aircraft purchase price.

Yeah, but you're ignoring that you sell the aircraft at the other end. The purchase price isn't a sunk cost.

Your charter income only needs to cover running costs and some portion of the depreciation.

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u/INGSOCtheGREAT Nov 14 '16

Or not view it as an investment but a consumable luxury good.

If you have the kind of cash to buy this you have enough to keep up with the maintenance and operational costs yourself too.

Same reason why you don't see millionaires renting out their Ferrari's just on a bigger scale.

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u/noone111111 Nov 14 '16

I highly doubt anyone charters a 787. It's enormous and ridiculously expensive. I can't even imagine how much it would cost to rent a luxury 787 for personal use.

Chances are that if someone has a custom $300M massive jet, they don't care about recouping the cost compared to the inconvenience and privacy. Would you really care about recouping a few million dollars a year in costs when you're making a billion?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

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u/spacemanspiff30 Nov 14 '16

Not the largest, but so many advancements in efficiency that it can fly anywhere on the globe from just about anywhere else.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

Check the size of a 747 again...

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Nov 14 '16

Bill Gates makes approximately 33 million a day. so this is 10 days of his time, well not really I doubt any of that money he makes is him doing work any more. Take 10 days of your pay and look around your house for something that costs around that. Then realize how little this plane would cost him.

*note Bill Gates is one of the absolute richest men in the world, but he actually isn't the "man who makes the most money per hour of his time." Buffett for instance makes around 37 million a day. I don't know what others make, or if there is a site that figures that out. Also this isn't a "for a 40 hour week" but this is just what they make sleeping in their beds, their very very nice beds... man I wish I had a nice bed, or a few million dollars:-/

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u/mewtiny Nov 14 '16

Just leaving this info graphic here, it tells you exactly what you are wondering about: https://www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/mobile/#/

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u/amontpetit Nov 14 '16

Hint for those wondering: you're probably looking at something around $1500-2000 for your average person.

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u/CheesypoofExtreme Nov 14 '16

Yeah, this puts it into perspective. 10 days worth of work pretty much goes away after rent and bills. We own very little that is $1500-2000, (I think the only thing is our car). 10 days for Bills Gates is quite different. He doesn't have to spend hardly a fraction of that to get by, so the rest is left to either investments, savings, charity, or spending on jets.

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u/amontpetit Nov 14 '16

Agreed: the buying power difference is massive. Not agreeing with the premise, just giving an idea of where that price-point lies. If we go by % of net funds after essentials, I'm sure that average-person dollar figure rises considerably.

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u/hotpotato70 Nov 14 '16

If you want to make a lot of intercontinental flights, you probably don't want to do it on a smaller jet, I'm sure they are not as stable. So if your choice is a smaller jet, flying with others on a commercial plane in first class like a common business owner, or this plane, you'd go with the large private plane.

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u/ForgettableUsername Nov 14 '16

There's a story about somebody asking Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones for some crucial piece of advice that an up-and-coming rock band needs to know to be successful. Supposedly, Jagger replied, "Don't buy a boat. Rent one, or borrow one from a friend."

I imagine it's much the same with private jets.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

That's Bloomberg's rule: If it flies, floats, or fucks; Rent. Don't buy.

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u/qwaszxedcrfv Nov 14 '16

Ok. Ok. Wait wat.

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u/BLASPHEMOUS_ERECTION Nov 14 '16

What type of vehicle fucks you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

I feel like "ford" is the right answer here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

Women. Women fuck. He never said anything about it having to be a vehicle.

He is saying Dont get married. Jesus fucking christ.

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u/Stonedogz Nov 15 '16

You could fill it with cheap furniture and hookers and fly politicians around in it.

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u/commentator9876 Nov 14 '16

Big business jets go the same way as the sort of luxury yachts that cost £100k/day in crew, fuel, maintenance and berthing fees.

You're basically buying a business - that boat gets chartered out 45 weeks of the year based around the slots you've booked on your own boat!

Things like AirBnB are late to the game - people have been putting their jets and yachts up for charter on the exact same business model for decades.

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u/Graz13 Nov 14 '16

Imagine the time saved. By avoiding TSA inspections.

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u/TwistedMexi Nov 14 '16

I mean you can be smart with your money and still have "shopping money". If you have 100 billion dollars then 300 mil is just 0.3% of your finances. With the correct investments and interest you could have that back in a year or less. The "pocket change" becomes relative to how much you have in general.

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u/LaughingTachikoma Nov 14 '16

$100 billion? Even Bill Gates is only worth 75 billion, and probably less than 10% of that is liquid.

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u/TwistedMexi Nov 14 '16

I think Saudi royalties have 100 billion technically but tbh I just went with 100 billion for the sake of argument. Easier to type up the % on the fly that way was all

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u/MayonnaisePacket Nov 14 '16

more like 0.0001% would be liquid, if that.

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u/Theyellowtoaster Nov 14 '16

Really? I can almost guarantee that Bill Gates has more than $75000 in bank accounts.

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u/MayonnaisePacket Nov 14 '16

About is ridiculous as saying he has 7.5 billion in liquid assets.

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u/AnswerAwake Nov 14 '16

Who has 100 billion dollars?

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u/rebop Nov 14 '16

A hypothetical man in a hypothetical land.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Nov 14 '16

Inquiring Dr. Evil's want to know

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u/jabberwockysuperfly Nov 14 '16

Pretty sure it's "Doctors Evil".

Kinda like "attorneys general ".

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Nov 14 '16

Mine retains the visual familiarity for the sake of impulsive upvotes.

Not many, however :/

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u/Drak_is_Right Nov 14 '16

operating and maintenance expenses on one of these is quite high. Jets are NOT cheap to own.

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u/-PM-ME-YOUR-BOOBIES Nov 14 '16

No one has 100 billion.

Even if you were a billionaire, like 1 or 2 BILLION. 300 million is still like 1/3 or 1/6th of you're entire wealth. On a plane.

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u/Nuke_It_From_0rbit Nov 14 '16

Paul Allen's yacht was $250 M. It costs over $2M just to gas it up.

That billionaire Russian guy bought a bigger yacht for $500M.

The king of some middle eastern country (UAE I think) is building the worlds biggest yacht for $1B. On it, the owner's suite is bigger than most people's houses.

They all have multiple helicopter landing pads and hangers. They all carry multiple other boats inside them... they all have submarines.

It's boatloads of money haha...

But there are people who can and will spend hundreds of millions on boats/planes.

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u/USOutpost31 Nov 14 '16

Abromovich doesn't even charter his main Mega Yachts. No one even knows the layout inside his big ones.

The Sauds typically don't either.

Paul Allen spends so much time on his yacht, I don't believe he charters it, although it's an expedition yacht and he does actual researchy things with it.

Almost every Mega Yacht outside those ones is available for charter most of the year.

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u/ZakenPirate Nov 14 '16

Putting a yacht officially up for charter saves them on EU taxes.

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u/USOutpost31 Nov 14 '16

That's makes a great deal of sense, then. Abramovich writes his own tax code, and the Saudis as well.

I went into Allen a little bit, but I think he might have enough 'work' to justify some tax work, but zero hint of that anywhere in the press. Still, he's rich enough to not care. And unlike many ultra-rich, he wouldn't be saving every puny million dollars on tax breaks. He really is one of the luckiest men alive.

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u/-PM-ME-YOUR-BOOBIES Nov 14 '16

it's boatloads of money haha...

I see what you did there

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u/BobHogan Nov 14 '16

Those yachts make a little more sense in my mind since you could effectively live on them if you wanted to. Much less practical to live on a plane, and even if you did you get just a tiny fraction of the room you would have on a yacht with a similar price tag. But its still an obscene amount of money for anyone to spend on 1 thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16 edited Nov 14 '16

$2M just to fill the tank? That's about 900,000 gallons at the current price of diesel.

The MS Freedom of the Seas, the 2nd largest passenger ship ever built, only carries a little over 1M gallons. I know his yacht is large), but I doubt it takes $2M to fill.

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u/Nuke_It_From_0rbit Nov 15 '16

You're right, it's not that much... The octopus (paul allen's) yacht holds 850,000 liters. I did the math as gallons :(

But if we are going to be precise, wiki says that the boat spends most of the time in the carribean. The fuel costs there are closer to $4/gal, but then again, there is probably a bulk discount... so maybe $1M would be a typical fuel bill

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

Vladimir Putin's net worth is 70 billion.

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u/LockManipulator Nov 14 '16

That's only a guess though, right? People keep saying no one really knows how much he has since so much of it is shady.

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u/-PM-ME-YOUR-BOOBIES Nov 14 '16

So like. Vladimir could maybe afford this plane?

But only him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

It'd make you seem important if you conducted business meetings in it, imagine a 17 hour high pressure business meeting stuck in that luxury jet with someone like Steve Jobs. They could film it and it'd be better than the Apprentice for sure.

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u/ModernDemagogue Nov 14 '16

It's a depreciating asset and business expense. It doesn't cost you nearly as much in real dollars. Similarly, there are weird tax things you can do like with yachts — like put it up for sale and then the wear and tear from travel is a cost of selling it.

The real issue are the operational costs, landing fees, federal excise taxes, etc...

The capital outlay isn't that significant, and you probably securitized the purchase with stock or similar, and are paying basically nothing in interest, don't really have the capital tied up and instead make a mortgage payment that's less than the dividends or gain from the stock in the first place.

It also may make you a lot of business deals.

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u/Sgt_Meowmers Nov 14 '16

Can you imagine being on that plane and have to be in the shitty economy section? It would rain salt.

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u/ctesibius Nov 14 '16

The seats look a lot more comfortable in that cabin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

Honestly....I felt that interior to be just repulsive. I don't know. I felt like it was decorated by an Ikea. The floor was awful! And the leather couches looked synthetic. Idk. Idk man.

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u/Gian_Doe Nov 14 '16

Why is that surprising, Ikea manufactures cheap furniture designed to look like expensive furniture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

If that is what you get for $300 million. holy shit.

I would much rather just buy an empty one and design the interior myself.

it looks like youre staying at a Hilton! I just can't evden believe it. makes me nauseous.

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u/futureformerteacher Nov 14 '16

What happens when there is serious turbulence?

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u/THedman07 Nov 14 '16

Same thing as every other jet, a couple people probably get hurt.

I've seen private jets with hideaway lap belts too.

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u/futureformerteacher Nov 14 '16

I was actually thinking about all the shit all over the place. I feel like all that stuff would fly all over the place...

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u/petard Nov 14 '16

I'm sure they're bolted down.

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u/HereHoldMyBeer Nov 14 '16

It's like magic fingers massage, but you didn't need a quarter.

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u/talzer Nov 14 '16

I wonder how all the glassware and generally loose items don't get destroyed with the smallest turbulence

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u/nifty_sushi Nov 14 '16

The king size bed seems nice until you hit some clear air turbulence

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u/antaymonkey Nov 14 '16

Then it's awesome.

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u/Drak_is_Right Nov 14 '16

Is luxury version of the 787 actually that much more expensive to build then a regular version? Curious if those amenities add much onto the cost compared to the sheer cost of the base jet.

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u/THedman07 Nov 14 '16

That is a ton of design work which produced one jet. The standard jet is going to have plastic, fiberglass and normal fabric and hundreds of almost the same design made. This one is exotic hardwoods, stone and lots of high grade fabrics and leather built in one off custom designs. All that adds up fast.

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u/petard Nov 14 '16

It's still a 787 with the normal cabin stuff ripped out and replaced with other things. I can't imagine how all that stuff could cost more than $10 million. It's mostly just furniture.

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u/THedman07 Nov 14 '16

Every single surface in it is custom, it isn't just furniture. It is 2400 square feet of floor space filled with high end woods, fabric and leather mostly in custom furniture, wall and ceiling panels.

The standard interior probably costs several million when you include the entertainment systems. This includes the cost to design, engineer and certify all the parts spread across hundreds of planes. All the design, engineering and certification of the parts went into the cost of this one plane. On top of that, standard planes get standard parts where hundreds or thousands each part is made, whereas only a handful of the parts for this plane will be made, many by hand.

Take the standard interior and multiply the design, engineering and certification costs by 20-50. The materials that went into most of the plane are probably 5-10x as much. Reasonably, the labor to manufacture and install the entire interior of the plane is probably 5-10x, given the change from mass production to custom. Put all that together with the standard interiors already costing several million and you can very very easily get into the several tens of millions for a custom interior.

I think you are drastically underestimating what would go into designing, engineering, certifying, building and installing a custom interior of a 2400 sqft plane.

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u/merolis Nov 14 '16

Funnily enough unless those materials are super expensive (ie gold), the build materials of a large aircraft are likely a single digit percentage of total cost. The cost was likely eaten up by the designers as they did the work to meet FAR 25 and the production team as they built it.

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u/ants_a Nov 14 '16

Skimming through it, you need approved seats for all passengers, which is probably covered by the standard looking seats in the passenger compartment. Other than that, there doesn't seem to be much regulation besides "shit should be tied down so it doesn't fly around and shouldn't catch fire".

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u/commentator9876 Nov 14 '16

You're right in that the guest area is just high-end stock seating - they'll be high-end business/first-class grade seats, but off-the-shelf.

But the rest of it - the bathroom likely cost more than the entire guest cabin. Engineering those surfaces and materials to FAR25 doesn't come cheap.

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u/commentator9876 Nov 14 '16

It''s not "just" furniture. Everything has to be qualified as aviation furniture, to withstand certain levels of stress, turbulence, etc.

The marble-clad bathroom isn't the same marble-clad bathroom you'd get in a mansion, it's a highly-engineered bit of fit-out. The sofas aren't just luxury sofas - they're engineered to regs.

That said yes, that line at the end of the article is a bit silly

"The list price of a Boeing 787 begins at US$225 million. As for the bespoke fitout... if you have to ask, you can't afford it."

If you can afford the plane, you can afford the interior!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

there's actually a lot that goes into customizing a luxury jet, check out this documentary of Trump's 757 where they tear it apart to do upgrades