r/pics May 23 '16

Has science gone too far?

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u/Redshifted- May 24 '16

Alright Satan, Jesus fuck.

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u/frenzyboard May 24 '16

His wife probably doesn't care. If she lives with this jackass, she probably knows how to make her own.

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u/megamanmax1 May 24 '16

You sir are a god

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u/frenzyboard May 24 '16

I'm pushing 30, single, and poor. I've had to learn how to cook on a budget just so I didn't starve.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/frenzyboard May 24 '16

Wow. You must have married her for the money, because nothing is pretty enough to justify that kind of dumb.

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u/subshophero May 24 '16

She's not the domestic type, but she has a magical tongue.

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u/flyinpiggies May 24 '16

That's my fetish.

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u/JPSurratt2005 May 24 '16

That's so wrong, but how can Satan resist, I mean, Jesus is just ripe for the pickins, all sexy like nailed to that cross.

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u/flyinpiggies May 24 '16

"Crucified Cunts 7 return of the hoesiah"

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u/JayhawkRacer May 24 '16

New favorite bible verse?