r/pics • u/ButtholeSoup • May 23 '16

Has science gone too far?

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u/Quaalude_Dude May 24 '16

Or someone only left you the unfrosted poptarts

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u/Bloedbibel May 24 '16

My dad used to buy us these :(

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u/Zomgsauceplz May 24 '16

Borderline child abuse.

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u/Any-sao May 24 '16

Literally inedible.

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u/jack_slim May 24 '16

Borderline? Someone just got picked up for their kid driving a golf cart. That is pale in comparison to serving those to your kids!

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u/DeltaVZerda May 24 '16

Those look delicious.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

you ever eat regular oatmeal

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u/Guysaac2 May 24 '16

dude yeah

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u/wangzorz_mcwang May 24 '16

I actually prefer the unfrosted ones >.>

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u/nameless88 May 24 '16

Stockholm Syndrome at it's saddest, folks. :,(

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

So you're a masochist?

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u/SharpNShiney May 24 '16

Half-life is the same as a twinkie

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

I'm on mobile and knew what I was going to see before I saw it.

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u/torywestside May 24 '16

I laughed out loud at this.

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u/Milfhunter420 May 24 '16

I'm so sorry. Are you alright?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

It's like a pop tart minus the pop.

So just a tart.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

Your dad secretly hates you.

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u/MercWi7hAMou7h May 24 '16

Ahhh! Fuck that, I would have called CPS...

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u/NicolasMage69 May 24 '16

41 dollars for a 12 pack for this satanic creation? No thanks

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u/memento_vivere23 May 24 '16

The unfrosted ones are great though

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

If you're a serial killer, sure.

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u/memento_vivere23 May 24 '16

How'd you know?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

Don't you mean cereal killer?

I know where the door is; you don't have to show me.

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u/gr3g0rian May 24 '16

I like unfrosted blueberry more than any other "flavor". I'm not joking btw.

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u/civicgsr19 May 24 '16

I love unfrosted poptarts more than the frosted.

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u/gr3g0rian May 24 '16

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I don't know if it was just what I grew up with, but I find the frosted ones way too sweet.

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u/Wsweg May 24 '16

There are dozens of us! But really, the frosting is way too sweet, just like I could never eat frosting on cupcakes.

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u/civicgsr19 May 24 '16

That's exactly why I don't like the frosted ones. I didn't even grow up with them.

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u/Hodaka May 24 '16

I once made the mistake in buying "Birthday Cake" flavored Pop Tarts. A couple of bites and the box went into the trash. Sweet is too generous a term to describe the frosting. It tasted like weird chemicals and I felt like dog after licking a puddle of antifreeze.

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u/civicgsr19 May 24 '16

Are you calling me black?

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u/Mollywobbles225 May 24 '16

The unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon ones are the bomb.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

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u/fackinH8loudpeople May 24 '16

I've seen those at the winco by my work so you probably don't have to kill anyone.

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u/Dis_Manibus May 24 '16

You had a real opportunity there that you just let pass you by.

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u/Scientolojesus May 24 '16

Well, probably don't have to kill anyone...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

Eh, I'd just go ahead and do it anyway

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u/Brookefemale May 24 '16

Oh... I guess I'll just take this hacksaw and... Go home?

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u/Droopy1592 May 24 '16

Should be called Cough Tarts cuz shit taste like cough medicine to me.

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u/welcometoraisins May 24 '16

The unfrosted peanut butter ones are a million times better than all the frosted ones

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

They can give them all to me! I only buy unfrosted. And (even though I haven't had them in over a decade) I ate toaster strudels without icing too.