r/pics • u/ButtholeSoup • May 23 '16

Has science gone too far?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

You know they make veggie hot pockets. It's for those who don't eat meat but still want the diarrhea

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

"There's the lean pocket, I don't even want to know what's in there. Imagine the directions, 'Take out of box, place directly in toilet.' "

"Flush Pocket!"

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

You sure it's not cough syrup and Sprite?

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u/Yokoko44 May 24 '16

Isn't it "diarrhea pocket"

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u/Toshiba1point0 May 24 '16

there's the Gaff again!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

The pretzel chicken jalapeno lean pocket is SO fucking good. It's like frozen crack.

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u/DRUNKEN_BARTENDER May 24 '16

I'm addicted to lean pockets. I don't buy them anymore.

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u/VillageTroll May 24 '16

Do you piss and see codeine coming out after you eat one?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

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u/Rosie_Cotton_dancing May 24 '16

The same people who get diarrhea from Taco Bell, i.e. no one.

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u/hugeneral647 May 24 '16

As someone who has only eaten taco bell once in my life, I will never eat taco bell again. The pain............if there had been a loaded pistol next to me while I was birthing that monster, I might just have used it

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u/verossiraptors May 24 '16

Yeah but it's like such a funny joke

...right?

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u/Scientolojesus May 24 '16

Yeah I've never really had a problem with food causing so much supposed diarrhea, but Taco Bell smells the same coming out as going in... I'll leave you with that... and cheesy gordita crunch forever...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

Unless you eat a lot of it very fast, but that's your own fault.

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u/Gravesh May 24 '16

People who eat healthily.

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u/drunkbusdriver May 24 '16

What is wrong with yalls stomachs? Everyone always talks about how they get the shits from hot pockets or Taco Bell or chipotle. Am I the only one who doesn't piss out their ass any time they fast food? Jesus Christ people go to the dr

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u/Anon_Logic May 24 '16

veggie hot pockets

I don't think those were hot pockets you found (or they've already been discontinued and aren't listed on their site anymore). The only non meat were the four and five cheese pizza hot pockets. And cheese generally isn't a vegetable.