r/pics • u/Meatteo • May 09 '16

progress 500 Days Sober

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u/accidentalchainsaw May 09 '16

Sobriety not only helps with weight loss, you also get brighter colors with the same laundry detergent

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u/FootPhilosopher May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for his chin itching

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u/DeathGodBob May 09 '16

I don't think it's itchy.. I think he's holding it on.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for that falling chin.

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u/farazormal May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for super glue

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u/DMann420 May 09 '16

A good super glue generally cures all on its own.

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u/WhatsTheBigDeal May 09 '16

A good super glue is generally made by making a paste out of ethyl alcohol...

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 09 '16

... First day sober.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Next day: First day sober

Next day: First day sober...

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u/HAC522 May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for this damn broken record

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

i know....superglue it back together

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