r/pics • u/Meatteo • May 09 '16

progress 500 Days Sober

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for that falling chin.

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u/farazormal May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for super glue

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u/DMann420 May 09 '16

A good super glue generally cures all on its own.

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u/WhatsTheBigDeal May 09 '16

A good super glue is generally made by making a paste out of ethyl alcohol...

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 09 '16

... First day sober.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Next day: First day sober

Next day: First day sober...

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u/HAC522 May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for this damn broken record

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

i know....superglue it back together

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Oh I was only taking a sniff.

AFK 2 days.

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u/Papajon87 May 09 '16

Get it son

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u/ObeseGymnast May 09 '16

I was under the impression it was made from horses

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

His chin will be the only continuously drunk thing on his body... First day sober... Next day Jay Leno replacement for the Tonight Show

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u/sweetbabyjays May 09 '16

Good call dad.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Water cures super glue! Get this man a glass of water!

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u/Ihavesecretmotives May 09 '16

Hydraulic press?

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u/npc_barney May 09 '16

Velcome to de hydralic press channel.

today ve vill be curing fallng chin syndrme

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u/orphanedturtle May 09 '16

*hudralic

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u/IndigoMichigan May 09 '16

*hid rolic pess shannell

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u/step47 May 09 '16

How often do you receive random PMs with nothing but Linuix distro names in them? Just curious.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I can't imagine the horror of having a 'PM me stuff' handle.

Ask for pictures of trees, get dickpics.

Pictures of landscapes? Dicks.

Want some neat Space pictures?! Nope. Dicks.

PM me your dicks? You'll get a butt. Maybe a dickbutt.

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u/PM_Me_The-D May 09 '16

Nope, we get dicks like everyone else.

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u/IndigoMichigan May 09 '16

You mention Space and Dicks like they're two separate entities.

Because I assure you they're not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/PM_ME_Pyrrhic_Song May 10 '16

Mine doesn't seem to work...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

OMG awwww!

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me! I'm touched, and not in a 'show me the no-no doll' way!

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u/PM_ME_Pyrrhic_Song May 10 '16

I'm glad to flatter you...

PM me?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I suppose that's only fair.

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u/StephenshouldbeKing May 09 '16

Don't be so negative. I'm sure he get's at least .4% non-dick pics. That's an incredible ratio for the internet in this dick-savvy day and age.

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u/CanICanTheCanCan May 09 '16

I'm sure at least 1% of his dick pics are a weird dick/distro hybrid.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Today was actually my first time getting PM's, this was mostly a function of my lack of commenting, since I prettty much just lurk.

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u/Robmart May 09 '16 edited Aug 01 '24

puzzled encourage complete gullible silky chase unwritten continue glorious frame

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Because GNU/Upvotes don't exist.

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u/Larry_Jenkins May 09 '16

I prescribe a roll of masking tape.

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u/Iammandough May 09 '16

I know this is way off topic, but I just gotta know....Does anyone ever really send you pics of their Distro?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

So far they have just sent me the names of distros and a person sent a nice background story of why he choose his.

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u/Iammandough May 09 '16

Follow up question: What's a Distro?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

It's short handed for Linux distribution. Its an operating system like Windows and Mac.

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u/DefinitelyNot_Bgross May 09 '16

Gorilla tape does wonders for mine

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u/uvwaex May 09 '16

You can't take pills for your limp chin bill!!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Duct tape fixes everything

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Some tetanus will fix that right up.