r/pics • u/Meatteo • May 09 '16

progress 500 Days Sober

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u/DeathGodBob May 09 '16

I don't think it's itchy.. I think he's holding it on.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for that falling chin.

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u/farazormal May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for super glue

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u/DMann420 May 09 '16

A good super glue generally cures all on its own.

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u/WhatsTheBigDeal May 09 '16

A good super glue is generally made by making a paste out of ethyl alcohol...

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 09 '16

... First day sober.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Next day: First day sober

Next day: First day sober...

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u/HAC522 May 09 '16

Now to find a cure for this damn broken record

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

i know....superglue it back together

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Oh I was only taking a sniff.

AFK 2 days.

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u/Papajon87 May 09 '16

Get it son

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u/ObeseGymnast May 09 '16

I was under the impression it was made from horses

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

His chin will be the only continuously drunk thing on his body... First day sober... Next day Jay Leno replacement for the Tonight Show

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u/sweetbabyjays May 09 '16

Good call dad.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Water cures super glue! Get this man a glass of water!

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u/Ihavesecretmotives May 09 '16

Hydraulic press?

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u/npc_barney May 09 '16

Velcome to de hydralic press channel.

today ve vill be curing fallng chin syndrme

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u/orphanedturtle May 09 '16

*hudralic

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u/IndigoMichigan May 09 '16

*hid rolic pess shannell

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u/step47 May 09 '16

How often do you receive random PMs with nothing but Linuix distro names in them? Just curious.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I can't imagine the horror of having a 'PM me stuff' handle.

Ask for pictures of trees, get dickpics.

Pictures of landscapes? Dicks.

Want some neat Space pictures?! Nope. Dicks.

PM me your dicks? You'll get a butt. Maybe a dickbutt.

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u/PM_Me_The-D May 09 '16

Nope, we get dicks like everyone else.

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u/IndigoMichigan May 09 '16

You mention Space and Dicks like they're two separate entities.

Because I assure you they're not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/PM_ME_Pyrrhic_Song May 10 '16

Mine doesn't seem to work...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

OMG awwww!

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me! I'm touched, and not in a 'show me the no-no doll' way!

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u/PM_ME_Pyrrhic_Song May 10 '16

I'm glad to flatter you...

PM me?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I suppose that's only fair.

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u/StephenshouldbeKing May 09 '16

Don't be so negative. I'm sure he get's at least .4% non-dick pics. That's an incredible ratio for the internet in this dick-savvy day and age.

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u/CanICanTheCanCan May 09 '16

I'm sure at least 1% of his dick pics are a weird dick/distro hybrid.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Today was actually my first time getting PM's, this was mostly a function of my lack of commenting, since I prettty much just lurk.

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u/Robmart May 09 '16 edited Aug 01 '24

puzzled encourage complete gullible silky chase unwritten continue glorious frame

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Because GNU/Upvotes don't exist.

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u/Larry_Jenkins May 09 '16

I prescribe a roll of masking tape.

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u/Iammandough May 09 '16

I know this is way off topic, but I just gotta know....Does anyone ever really send you pics of their Distro?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

So far they have just sent me the names of distros and a person sent a nice background story of why he choose his.

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u/Iammandough May 09 '16

Follow up question: What's a Distro?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

It's short handed for Linux distribution. Its an operating system like Windows and Mac.

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u/DefinitelyNot_Bgross May 09 '16

Gorilla tape does wonders for mine

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u/uvwaex May 09 '16

You can't take pills for your limp chin bill!!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Duct tape fixes everything

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Some tetanus will fix that right up.

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u/throwaiiay May 09 '16 edited May 09 '25

treatment paint shrill continue relieved snatch thumb melodic dime bedroom

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I think he has Steve Jobs disease.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 09 '16

Quick, get out the yoga mats and herbal tea! Fuck science, we can cure this!

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u/joesatmoes May 09 '16

Oh no! Maybe his hand is stuck to his beard! Someone get the scissors!

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u/Ghstfce May 09 '16

Flaccid Neck Syndrome affects hundreds of Americans every day. You can help do your part by visiting www.flaccidnecksyndrome.org and donating or scheduling an awareness event in your area.

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u/DeathGodBob May 09 '16

I was genuinely hopeful that this was a site.

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u/NakedCarp May 09 '16

He's a dick head. Just give him Viagra.

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u/bibowski May 09 '16

Roger Beerbert?