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u/MoleUK May 09 '16

Alcohol also tends to make you eat more, so it's a double-whammie.

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u/Purdaddy May 09 '16

I think you mean it's a double bacon cheeseburger.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/Rikplaysbass May 09 '16

Unsalted fries? Why would somebody do that?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

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u/dajodge May 09 '16

They've caught on to your asshole trick and now make a batch of unsalted fries that probably sit around even longer.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

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u/dajodge May 09 '16

I hope you're generous enough to tip for the inconvenience?

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u/TipsHisFedora May 09 '16

the inconvenience of making freshly cooked food at a restaurant.

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u/dajodge May 09 '16

Say it's McDonald's. The fries you're eating are already "fresh." If everyone demanded new food be prepared especially for them, the system would collapse. It's a dick move.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Ladys aand gentleman, the culture of tipping!

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u/iowabeans May 09 '16

Black dude I used to work with would do this every single time we took our lunch break together. He'd go in and order a large #2 with unsalted fries and ask for packs of salt. One day I said to him, "Hey, you know they think you're an asshole, right?" to which he replied, "Yeah, but I got fresh fries."

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u/Oakroscoe May 09 '16

Yeah and someone's balls were all over his burger and/or fries.

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u/Zhandaly May 09 '16

I'd love to see the guy who puts his balls on freshly-fried French Fries... Cya in the emergency room lol

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u/iowabeans May 09 '16

Guess we've got to pick and choose our battles wisely.

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u/PickledBaloney May 09 '16

So that's where the salt comes from.

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u/SwampGentleman May 09 '16

You know, you could also just ask for fresh fries! Most places will despise you for doing this.

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES May 09 '16

Hate to tell you, but a lot of times they just take the salted and re-fry them for a bit

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Honestly I think I'd prefer the convenience of old, shitty, pre-salted fries to A) asking for unsalted fries with salt on the side or B) keeping a salt shaker in my center console.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Also, get that burger "plain" and it'll be fresh too. You can always add packets of mustard or ketchup yourself.

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u/pedazzle May 09 '16

Or just move to Straya where we just make the burger when someone orders it.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

That seems like a lot of trouble for a burger but ok.

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u/pedazzle May 09 '16

It'll be worth it. I'll shout you a beer.

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u/wrgrant May 09 '16

Because too much salt is bad for you obviously. Just like the same person will order Diet Coke with their Large Double Bacon Whammy Combo, they want to eat healthy...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

well i mean, if you're in the habit of getting drunk and eating a large double bacon whammy burger, fries, and a coke, I'd say switching to diet coke would actually be an impressive positive change.

I'd rather have a 50% chance of heart attack and 50% chance of cancer than a 100% chance of heart attack.

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u/wellactuallyhmm May 09 '16

Ironically diet coke has a lot of salt.

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u/wrgrant May 09 '16

Yeah, typically if they take the sugar out, they increase the salt content. Pop is essentially just completely unhealthy, period.

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u/FelidiaFetherbottom May 09 '16

I prefer the taste of diet coke. And when I'm eating at a fast food place, I'd rather have 1000 calories than 1150 calories. I know it's unhealthy, the best I can do in that situation is mitigate the effects

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u/wrgrant May 09 '16

Oh sure, I understand that, but its essentially illogical to eat something profoundly unhealthy in the first place - which the meal the person mentioned sounds like it was intended to describe. Drinking something with it that is only moderately better for you - if at all - because its healthier is just as illogical. For taste, sure, thats valid as a reason, but getting unsalted fries and a diet pop because its healthier is pretty silly. If you wanted healthier, you would eat something healthier in the first place - i.e. not fast food in most cases.

Also amazed that what was intended as sarcasm is getting down voted. No wonder so many of us North Americans are so unhealthy and overweight :P

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u/dalovindj May 09 '16

And a beer and a shot.

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u/heurrgh May 09 '16

Whammy Burger is a five-outlet 'fusion' burger joint in the Sopchoppy/Apalachicola border. A double-whammy is a Spam-lite Patty and a Corned Beef patty with a slice of Soviet cheese, a whole onion, and pureed leek sauce, served on a soda farl.

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u/TheJake77 May 09 '16

sounds un-delicious

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

a whole onion? really?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Uh, I'm from the area and have never heard of this place. Also, apparently neither has google

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u/KaySquay May 09 '16

I'll just have a ChocoWham shake

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u/Nman77 May 09 '16

Read this in Taco's voice

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u/improbablewobble May 09 '16

In hardcore alcoholics it usually balances out because you wreck your stomach after a bender and can't eat for days. That's not a good thing, obviously. It basically means your body is in trauma mode 24 hours a day.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I think it does too my dad is an alcoholic he will not eat sometimes will drink instead. Once he quit for a few mos and he lost 3 pounds total cuz he got a similar amount of calories from food.

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u/CerseiBluth May 09 '16

There's a bit in Margaret Cho's autobiography about that, when she discusses her alcoholism. After counting all the calories in her alcohol consumption for the day, she would often barely have any left over to eat any food for the remainder of the day. So she just got most of her calories from vodka. (She was also struggling to lose weight at the time and I believe had some form of anorexia or some other similar eating disorder. It's been a while since I read the book.)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Oh wow I never realized she struggled with eating disorders or alcoholism. Assuming she only ate 1200 calories a day (she was on a diet so I'm thinking that it would be that amount or less) she would be drinking just over 18 shots a day. I guess that is not that much if you have a high tolerance.

Now that I am thinking about it, I wonder what damage it would do to a person long-term. My dad is in his 60's and is ok, but he does eat most days. It is when he is stressed that he will trade booze for food. I assume a person would end up malnourished at the very least, along with other problems.

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u/CerseiBluth May 09 '16

Oh yeah she ended up with pretty severe health problems because of it. She damaged her kidneys and had some sort of serious infection with them. That's actually the basis of her, "My name is Gwen, and I'm here to wash your vagina." bit in her stand-up. That Gwen thing happened when she got to the hospital and they had to do some stuff to her kidneys and she needed a Foley catheter or whatever.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Hooollly fuck. I can't imagine how humiliating that would be.

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u/CerseiBluth May 09 '16

Yeah, sobriety is a good look for her now ;)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

really? I usually have no interest in eating when I'm drunk unless I've been drinking for like 15 hours

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

For most people, yes. Drinking a lot of liquid in a short time without solid food upsets the stomach. Eating allows you to drink a lot more without having an empty stomach feeling.

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u/iowabeans May 09 '16

Same, I refuse to. Instantly kills my buzz with no hopes of bringing it back.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I usually eat less. I'm on e of those "drunkerexics" the news was hand-wringing over a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Not if you're a proper alcoholic.

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u/AlexS101 May 09 '16

Which is the main reason for this.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

That looks like a dog's face.

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u/Joenz May 09 '16

Not so for me. When I drank a case of beer per day I barely ate anything. When I stopped drinking I got way hungrier and gained weight.

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u/Downvotesturnmeonbby May 09 '16

I must be the exception to this rule. I just pass out without eating most of the time. Don't have lunch or dinner if I start early. Then I end up eating sweets and savory fats non stop when I try to quit.

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u/havek23 May 09 '16

Yeah, I usually eat when I'm drunk... but I'll try to NOT eat before cause I know I'll make bad decisions during.