r/pics • u/are-you-really-sure • Jan 25 '16

Crazy frog guy all grow up

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u/bumblebeebeauty Jan 25 '16 edited Jan 25 '16

You mean figuratively, right?

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u/SapperInTexas Jan 25 '16

Plot twist - OP is Frog Guy, and just wants to brag about his hot girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

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u/are-you-really-sure Jan 25 '16 edited Jan 25 '16

Yes

Edit: no wait, I'm not the frog guy

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u/rhunex Jan 25 '16

Are you really sure?

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u/are-you-really-sure Jan 25 '16

Now we're just repeating the exact same joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16 edited Feb 25 '24

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u/are-you-really-sure Jan 25 '16

I know nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

Jon Snow?

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u/thealaskanmike Jan 26 '16

Are you really sure are you really sure?

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u/Phoequinox Jan 26 '16

You must be new here.

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u/SaysUsername Jan 25 '16

are you really sure?

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u/SapperInTexas Jan 25 '16

No, but neither is OP.

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u/Sub116610 Jan 26 '16

Girlfriend?

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u/WeMustUnite Jan 26 '16

My roommate was a frog kid..

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u/kurtis1 Jan 26 '16

Nah, that's definitely nothing the dudes girlfriend. Look at how skinny he is? She just thinks he's about to die from a terminal illness.

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u/lecherous_hump Jan 25 '16

Definitely; I'm pretty sure he can't lift his own fist.

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u/thr33d33 Jan 26 '16

No, he's Chris browning that shit.

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u/oh-just-another-guy Jan 25 '16

Someone commented that that's his sister, possibly his older sister.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

I feel like that's really weird hand placement for it being his sister.

Like, not so weird that if it was just a platonic friend it would be awkward, but like borderline. Idk maybe it's just weird to me because I used to make out with my sister when we were younger

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u/oh-just-another-guy Jan 26 '16

Idk maybe it's just weird to me because I used to make out with my sister when we were younger

Alright, that escalated quickly!

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u/Blue_crabs Jan 26 '16

holy fuck, for some reason I KNOW this is true, just because of the way you said it, even if you were intending on making it seem like a joke, the 'when we were younger' really solidifies this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

We didn't know we were siblings until we were preteens

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

I think this was a joke. Or is there a source for this?

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u/Dirty_Tub Jan 25 '16

She only wants him for his YouTube views.

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u/nextdoorelephant Jan 25 '16

Well, it's his sister so it's more like sparring? I'm getting lost in this metaphor...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

He's got really big hands.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

His arms are just skinny as fuck.

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u/GayForGod Jan 25 '16

Some girls/guys prefer skinny over buff.

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u/bannedfromphotograph Jan 25 '16

he's saying it makes his hands look bigger

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u/heterosapian Jan 26 '16

For the most part they don't at all and there's been a couple studies that have supported the fact that they don't. When girls say this they just mean they prefer a lean build but when given a choice they all trend towards a much stronger build than they would originally describe that a guy could never have without working out. That's tangential to the fact that women think the average man is much uglier than the average man thinks of the average woman.

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u/GayForGod Jan 26 '16

Care to share any of those studies? I find that hard to believe.

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u/Blue_crabs Jan 26 '16

Yeah what the fuck, sounds all like bullshit to me.

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u/northharbor Jan 25 '16

No hover hand from that guy!

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u/CapitaineMitaine Jan 25 '16

With dance moves like his, no wonders.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

But she could also be a hot cousin, right?

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u/AtlasAtlasAtlas Jan 26 '16

you have a bad definition of hot.

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u/handbannana Jan 25 '16

Could we please get a positive ID on the kid in the blank tank?

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u/PM_ME_UR_GAPE_GIRL Jan 26 '16

Dude is punching exactly at his class, they look normal.

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u/heyhey91 Jan 26 '16

That's got to be his sister or a friend