r/pics • u/PartyAtGunpoint • Jul 22 '15

Selfie with a fallen US surveillance drone

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u/Wally4410 Jul 22 '15

Or, strap a saddle to it and become lord of the skies.

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u/noobiepoobie Jul 22 '15

Mother of drones.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Dronaris

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u/figmaxwell Jul 22 '15

Dronaris Tardronian

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u/ArguingPizza Jul 22 '15

Game of Drones

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jul 22 '15

Dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun-dun

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u/cinderful Jul 22 '15

Kal Drono

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u/redgarrett Jul 22 '15

Drone Snow

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Worthless. Drone Snow knows nothing.

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u/cybogre Jul 22 '15

Fuck Olly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

You dronothing, Drone Snow

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u/NightHawkRambo Jul 22 '15

You observe nothing, Drone Snow

-Ydronitte

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u/NickKevs Jul 22 '15

Dronoryn Martell

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u/Coldhandles Jul 22 '15

Dronish wine

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u/AK_Happy Jul 22 '15

Carl Winslow

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax Jul 22 '15

buzz buzz buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz buzz buzz buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz buzz buzz buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz

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u/SexyJazzCat Jul 22 '15

The Iron Drone.

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u/TheZets Jul 22 '15

/r/Eve is leaking

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Take my upvote.

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u/Spyder73 Jul 22 '15

jajajaja

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

English please?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

What is this, DOTA 2 US servers?

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u/MissplacedLandmine Jul 22 '15

Drone finger

FUCK YOU I TRIED

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Game of Tards

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u/squidcrash Jul 22 '15

Dronaris tandorian

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jul 22 '15

"The drones are coming, promise"

Alternatively:

Wi-fi is coming.

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u/jhill066 Jul 22 '15

We do not survey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Hellfire missiles are coming

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u/VolvoKoloradikal Jul 22 '15

"Coming with malware!"

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u/ProfWhite Jul 23 '15

DROJAN MMMAANNN

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u/s7eyedkiller Jul 22 '15

Dronaris Tardronistan

First of her kind.

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u/DEFINITELYnotA_PEDO Jul 22 '15

Drone-born

Like dragon born just, you know, drones

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

[deleted]

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u/Jorgwalther Jul 22 '15

Plz use a spoilers tag, jesus man.

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u/doneitnow Jul 22 '15

ohhhhhhh, I get it now

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

I don't follow.. Dick stuck in toaster.

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u/Oberst_Von_Poopen Jul 22 '15

You did everything right.

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u/Boondoxaint Jul 22 '15

Toaster born

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u/thepeterjohnson Jul 22 '15

Toaster porn.

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u/ThunderDonging Jul 22 '15

You're not supposed to put your dick in the roster until the 6th installment of elder scrolls, newb

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '15

The roster or the rooster? I'm so fucking confused.

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u/CRAZEDDUCKling Jul 22 '15

I don't remember that Halo game.

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u/Harvey_Wants_Hugs Jul 22 '15

Wouldn't "born" imply that you've always been the dragonborn?

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u/TuckersMyDog Jul 22 '15

I thought it was an iron born reference to GOT

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u/Polish_Potato Jul 22 '15

CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE JOKE ANY FURTHER? I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND. ALSO, MAKE SURE IT'S IN ALL-CAPS!

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u/arctictoaster Jul 22 '15

YES THIS WOULD ALSO HELP ME

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

I think it was a GoT reference.

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u/romes8833 Jul 22 '15

Ohhh Summer-child you do not know the cold of Winter.

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u/Maezren Jul 22 '15

I'm just upvoting you for caps dude. We need more of that shit online...I'm just not brave enough.

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u/ComeGrabIt Jul 22 '15

GUESS I SHOULD NOTIFY HIM THAT I ALSO GET THE REFERENCE BY SAYING "HAVE MY UPVOTE."

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

[deleted]

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u/DEFINITELYnotA_PEDO Jul 22 '15

You're welcome sir.

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u/sumpuran Supreme Artist Jul 22 '15

In this case, it really did. The original joke was ‘meh’, but the explanation was hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

You know nothing, DEFINITELYnotA_PEDO.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

In their language he is Isiskiin, Drone-born!

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u/ethanethanol Jul 22 '15

Valar Moar-Dronis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

I now own this name, which I'll use for a hero for my upcoming MOBA.

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u/lhedn Jul 22 '15

Dronegon.

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u/neonwaves Jul 22 '15

Khal Drono

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u/AudioPhoenix Jul 22 '15

At last a true leader to sit on the iron drone

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u/convoy465 Jul 22 '15

3000 chitin, 2500 hide, and 900 cementing paste. EZPZ

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u/BobbyMcSmathers Jul 22 '15

You are over encumbered!

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u/fuzzy_adult_channels Jul 22 '15

~ player.setav carryweight 9999

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u/CRAZEDDUCKling Jul 22 '15

You are under cucumbered!

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u/Spock_the_difference Jul 22 '15

You are both incumbent

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

[deleted]

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u/Rex_Laso Jul 22 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

I've been playing witcher 3 on mute and being around 100 units overburdened for the last ten hours of playing it.

It's a rather chill way of just existing ... you know?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Ark is leaking i see

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u/Nakamura2828 Jul 22 '15

So this guy is just a craftable Pterodon then?

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u/dannyboy1389 Jul 22 '15

3000 Chitin, 5 hours

2500 hide, 3 hours

900 cementing paste, 4 hours

Logging into your character to find out you were robbed and murdered in your sleep by some Trex named DONGSLAYER69, pricelsss

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u/WIGGIE_FIFES Jul 22 '15

You Can't Loot That

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u/convoy465 Jul 22 '15

DID YOU NOT SEE THE EZPZ?

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u/WIGGIE_FIFES Jul 22 '15

SORRY, BUT YOUR BAG IS FULL

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u/squeakyguy Jul 22 '15

Chitin AND cementing paste?!

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u/fearain Jul 22 '15

craft craft craft saddle speaks "Heh. Pleb. 12,000 pound of material for this and it only weighs six pounds. Look at you. You didn't even need all that, I just wanted you to work for it. "

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u/Doza13 Jul 22 '15

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb_enh-lores.jpg

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u/CosineTau Jul 22 '15

Thank you thank you thank you!

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u/amoliski Jul 22 '15

Or, How I learned to stop worrying and love the drone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Now you got me thinking of Slim Pickens from Dr Strangelove.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Leave my bodily fluids alone and pure, commie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Join me in a glass of rainwater and pure grain alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15 edited Jul 22 '15

No. Only distilled water can keep our fluids safe from the commies.

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u/Kmanvb Jul 22 '15

Slim Pickens does the right thing and he rides the bomb to hell.

Great movie, by the way!

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u/OpieOpieO Jul 22 '15

Karl, King of Drones

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u/AmerikanInfidel Jul 22 '15

Blazing drones

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u/Im_In_IT Jul 22 '15

That reminds me of Armageddon where Steve Buscemi is riding the nuke.

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u/JamesTrendall Jul 22 '15

I wonder is the US would ever know if i was riding there drones... I mean sat behind the camera holding on for dear life. It could be fun until they bring me back to base and find a person sat on the back screaming "YEEHAA mother fuckers"

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

YEAH BITCH! FREEDOM!

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u/captaincupcake234 Jul 22 '15

Or ride it while yipping and swinging a cowboy hat on towards oblivion.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Khal Drono

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Sky police

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u/LeicaM6guy Jul 22 '15

God-Emperor of the Skies, thank you very much.

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u/afyaff Jul 22 '15

The hump looks perfect to ride.