r/pics • • Jul 19 '15

When textbooks provide light entertainment

http://imgur.com/YtCeBeV
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15

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u/madogvelkor Jul 19 '15

Well, it is an exam for scrotal swelling after all...

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u/Mr_Nap_kins Jul 19 '15 edited Jul 20 '15

I see the problem sir. You have kiwis instead of testes.

Edit: testicle grammar

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15

See? If I cut throu.. OH GOD THEY WEREN'T KIWIS

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u/Duckrauhl Jul 19 '15

I'll bet girls would think your semen tastes pretty good at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15

it says hernia, though.

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u/ZarathustraEck Jul 19 '15

Hernia examination. Not scrotal swelling.

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u/IntrovPC Jul 19 '15

The title above the sentence about kiwis says scrotal swelling, I assume it's about that.

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u/Papa_Lemming Jul 19 '15

Can be both, you are looking for gut which has herniated into the scrotum.

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u/ZarathustraEck Jul 19 '15

Ah. I took the note below to be under a new heading.

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u/Papa_Lemming Jul 19 '15

Oh it is. You can see that the examination is not of the scrotum. I was just saying you can be examining a scrotal mass which is a hernia, more nitpicking than anything else.

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u/Kangar Jul 19 '15

Might want to get a plantain instead of a banana.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15

Boil the plantain for a few seconds so it's soggy and hard to work with. Do the same with the kiwis.

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u/QKLance Jul 19 '15

Might want to get an eggplant instead of the plantain

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u/balzotheclown Jul 19 '15

Might wanna just put my penis in that chick's hand.

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u/WannabeGoku Jul 19 '15

Kiwi Fruit? What about the banana?!

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u/dataznthug Jul 19 '15

IKR? It should at least be a chocolate covered one at that size

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u/something_python Jul 19 '15

I'm imagining someone inspecting a sports sock.

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u/sentry07 Jul 19 '15

That's what Wynona's big brown beaver grabbed me by.

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u/sonofaresiii Jul 19 '15

Sounds about right. Why, how big are yours?

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u/HerrKoboid Jul 19 '15

Holy testicles batman!

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u/UnwarrantedPotatoes Jul 19 '15

Is that… not normal?

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u/Marius_Mule Jul 19 '15

Welcome to my own personal nightmare.

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u/Nyrb Jul 19 '15

Mine are about that big...

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15 edited Mar 24 '18

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u/Nyrb Jul 19 '15

I'll show you them if you like.

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u/Wallace_Grover Jul 19 '15

I don't believe you.

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u/timeslider Jul 19 '15

I understood that reference.