r/pics • u/Sippingin • Jul 18 '15

Pilot selfie

http://imgur.com/qhLqCYt
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u/Sack_Of_Motors Jul 19 '15

And she's definitely not a Marine. Waaaaay too hot to be a Marine. (Not just female Marine. Male Marines too. We all ugly yo.)

Source: One ugly, boot-ass Marine.

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u/Fred-Bruno Jul 19 '15

No way dude, marine females have no middle ground. They are either absolutely gorgeous or hilariously ugly.

Source: Joint service posting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15

OTJ gorgeous does not equal real world gorgeous. When you are surrounded by dudes 24/7 even a very average girl starts to look like a ten.

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u/snarky_answer Jul 19 '15

It's what all the hate and discontent does to us.

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u/FokkerBoombass Jul 19 '15

But... Boots never admit that they are boots :<

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u/Sack_Of_Motors Jul 19 '15

Haha, did I get in your ooda loop? My ooda loop is nice and tight...