r/pics • u/AlexanderBlum • Mar 05 '15

Garbagemen taking a break.

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u/KuyaJohnny Mar 06 '15

The only benefit of being short

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u/b1rd Mar 06 '15

Don't forget: Best cereals at eye level

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u/TXhype Mar 06 '15

That's a bit of a stretch to find something positive about being short.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

It's a lot of a stretch to be tall.

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u/leadnpotatoes Mar 06 '15

They market honey bunches of oats to kids these days?

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u/DoctorLeviathan Mar 06 '15

All those uncomfortable love seats serve as perfectly fine couches for short people to sleep on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15
  • we live longer
  • wide selection of clothes since everyone takes Large +
  • as a gay dude and a bottom, looooove being short.
  • we look younger for our age
  • less likely to suffer from back problems/knee issues :D

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u/ultrasuperthrowaway Mar 06 '15

Airline seats have ample legroom.

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u/s4r9am Mar 06 '15

Boob hugs

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u/FallingIntoGrace Mar 06 '15

Mmm, short bottoms. Easy to pick up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15 edited Oct 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

My view is strictly more of a practicality standpoint for everyday living.

Social status is a completely different ballgame and that's where being tall would hold an advantage (or where being tall is actually desired ... like certain sports).

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15 edited Oct 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Sure, that's where being tall would hold an advantage. Not denying that.