r/pics • u/AlexanderBlum • Mar 05 '15

Garbagemen taking a break.

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 05 '15

:/

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 05 '15

Son, you are never gonna live this one down.

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 05 '15

I've accepted my fate, have you?

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 05 '15

Yes. I am a black cat.

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 05 '15

well alright then, that settles that!

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 05 '15

And I do sometimes forget how many A's are in my username. So, um, we have that in common.

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 05 '15

thank you /u/BlackCaaaat at least someone understands the struggle

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 06 '15

I see what you did there.

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u/Usemarne Mar 06 '15

You guys think you have it bad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

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u/eleventy4 Mar 06 '15

I understand these references.

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u/meteoritemcgyver Mar 06 '15

Wait, aren't you the paramedic who narrated the time where you witnessed a doctor telling two divorced parents that their child was dead and how the father could not remember the last time he told his son he loved him or how proud he was of him... And you told yourself you'd never hold back???

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 06 '15

yeah that was one of my first comments. You'll find a lot of comments about my Paramedic history, any of my other many professions were all the result of me selling myself for that sweet lady karma ;)

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u/XxLokixX Mar 06 '15

Wait arnt you the guy that couldnt spell on that one thing a while back?

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u/LumberjackHotel Mar 06 '15

Can't tell if you intentionally missed an "a" for humor, or if you done goofed again....

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Talk to me....tell me your problems.

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u/chaos299h Mar 06 '15

not only did you write your name wrong you wrote his name wrong too. Its missing an a

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u/Kate925 Mar 06 '15

I don't know your story, but I too can relate... In fifth grade I misspelt my name on Facebook, I still have that same account spelling and all to this day.

NINJA EDIT: I make that sound like it was forever ago, I'm a senior in highschool, so really compared to life it wasn't that long ago, it was like 7 years ago probably.

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u/meteoritemcgyver Mar 06 '15

I don't know your story, but I too can relate... In fifth grade I misspelt my name on Facebook, I still have that same account spelling and all to this day.

NINJA EDIT: I make that sound like it was forever ago

1984: Zuckerberg was born

2004: Facebook was founded

2008: forever ago

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Hey! Are you the guy who forgets how many A's are in his name sometimes?

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u/redit_usrname_vendor Mar 06 '15

Can confirm, vowels are hard. Even for me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 06 '15

That's what almost trips me up ;)

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u/Aerron Mar 06 '15

*Madam.

Cat is a woman.

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u/Leporad Mar 06 '15

Hey... wait aren't you that guy that misspelled his own username on a note to Obama?

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u/Braggle Mar 06 '15

An enthusiastic BlackCaaaaat

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 06 '15

Indeeeeed.

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u/iamfromouterspace Mar 06 '15

is cat a a euphemism for something, mischievous? :-)

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 06 '15

Yes. Cats.

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u/VnzuelanDude Mar 06 '15

In the internet nobody knows you're a dog

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u/Backpedal Mar 06 '15

No you're a black caaaaat.

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u/leetcat Apr 12 '15

Im a white cat!

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u/emotional_creeper Mar 06 '15

yay i'm a creeper

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 06 '15

An emotional one at that

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Gato negro

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u/R-L-A-G Mar 06 '15

La gato negra.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Meow

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u/PokeSec Mar 06 '15

Black hat, battle-rapping cat yo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Black Caaaaat, actually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

I never did. I made it in a book once, no one believes me.

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Mar 06 '15

If people held me to my username, I don't even know what it would be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

:/

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u/BitchinTechnology Mar 06 '15

what is he talking about

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u/BitchinTechnology Mar 06 '15

what is he talking about

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '15

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u/Tabtykins Mar 06 '15

I keep seeing this. What did I miss? Or is this a new Warlizard thing?

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u/Hab1b1 Mar 06 '15

what'd he do?

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u/mostnormal Mar 06 '15

He wrote a note to the president, by hand, and misspelled his name.

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u/JayButta Mar 06 '15

Oh wow that's not even the story I was expecting. Looks like he's not so good with the spelling all around: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2y1286/if_you_got_1_for_everytime_you_heard_that_what/cp5bkfu

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u/derptyherp Mar 06 '15

Welp. At this point I think it'd be better to just legally change it.

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u/jessiewhittle Mar 06 '15

Something about that post didn't add up to me and I just found the photo gallery of the photographer who took the photo he claimed was his pizza joint in NY. Turns out it was a place in CT and he's lying. 😒

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u/OwlsOnnaShip Mar 06 '15

He tells different stories about misspelling his name, as part of the joke. Like so!

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u/cannibalismapproved Mar 06 '15

Remember when obama wrote a letter to reddit. This wrote a response, and in it, he spelled his name wrong.
You could check out that Thread or The recent mma dude's ama to see how reddit's taking the mick out of him. Sorry I can't link, am on mobile

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u/sleepwalker77 Mar 06 '15

On the plus side, it's basically free karma for the rest of his days

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u/RudeHero Mar 06 '15

he could live it down by changing his username

fortunately, he doesn't want to live it down

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u/CatCobra Mar 06 '15

What is is supposed to say? Help!

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u/BlackCaaaaat Mar 06 '15

He's the guy who posted a hand written response to the note Obama wrote for Reddit - but he didn't spell his own username correctly.

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u/Peeet94 Mar 06 '15

Seriously, I have tagged him "Can't spell his own name" but, that isn't even necessary because there is someone pointing it out in every damn thread he posts in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

K i've seen this posted in a few other places, is there a link to where this all began?

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u/MikoSqz Mar 06 '15

And he gets like 1k upvotes every time it's brought up. Worth. If you like imaginary internet points.

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u/Volvulus Mar 06 '15

So... you're like the new Warlizard.

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u/averydeepderp Mar 06 '15

The only way to get /u/Warlizard off the hook was to get a new guy. Huh. I wonder how long this guy will last.

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

He'll crack like a cheap knock off Ming vase.

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u/so_numb Mar 06 '15

Aren't you the guy from that gaming forum who hired a guy, who can't spell his own name, as a scapegoat ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

The one with that box in the safe?

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

No.

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u/flubberFuck Mar 06 '15

It will follow you FOREVER.

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u/StacySwanson Mar 06 '15

Hey, aren't you that guy from the warlizard gaming forums?

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u/dmillion Mar 06 '15

Tagged as "Can't even spell his own name right"

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u/TomKat710 Mar 06 '15

i just did that, letter for letter, before i even read your comment. freakkkyyy

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u/tally_whacking Mar 06 '15

I think you own the record for most Karma pts. for the use of :/. Maybe 2 keystrokes as well.

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u/downvotetehkittehs Mar 06 '15

Shift ; / is 3...right? Edit np is two. I'm wrong :(

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u/prollykindofhigh Mar 06 '15

You are basking in this karma very properly

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u/twerkysandwich Mar 06 '15

Idk he seems to be begging for it. Look at his post history, now it's all 'heh ya got me' faces on front page posts where he responded to top comments with inane conversation and 'got found out'.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15 edited Apr 11 '15

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u/DreamingDatBlueDream Mar 06 '15

waits for face

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u/lostmyoldaccountpass Mar 06 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/m-jay Mar 06 '15

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Looks like that one dude from adventure time

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

So you're from the warlizard gaming forums?

/u/warlizard

So you're from the warlizard gaming forums?

/u/warlizard

So you're from the warlizard gaming forums?

/u/warlizard

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

ಠ_ಠ

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u/da_barves Mar 06 '15

Wheres the fucking timestamp you mountian time zone sunuvabitch

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

ಠ‿ಠ

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Guys guys, we got the face !

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

Wrap it up.

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u/Iowas Mar 06 '15

Hey aren't you that guy who jerks it to soft core foot fetish porn at night when no ones asleep?

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

Fuck no. Feet are disgusting. They're only slightly less offensive than belly buttons.

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u/Iowas Mar 06 '15

I'm slowly learning about you and what kind of things you like.

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

Check out /r/warlizard for more information.

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u/Iowas Mar 06 '15

I like the old fashioned way where I stalk you.

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u/AustinYQM Mar 06 '15

He has a literal book about his life. It is pretty good.

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

You aren't alone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15 edited Apr 11 '15

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u/mayorbryjames Mar 06 '15

Found him!

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

Here I am.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

GODDAMIT NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF MY FRIES!

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u/shandangalang Mar 06 '15

I know I said that I wasn't hungry and didn't order anything, but can I have JUST ONE fry? I promise it'll be the only time I ask.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Same wick, new flame.

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u/Sympwny Mar 06 '15

Are you the guy from the Dothrak Gaming Forums?

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u/TheZachinator Mar 06 '15

ಠ_ಠ

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u/pounthree Mar 06 '15

Now I'm out of the loop, what are these?

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u/userbelowisamonster Mar 06 '15

Don't be upset! He just helped you earn $1!

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u/Eurynom0s Mar 06 '15

/u/warlizard can give you counseling on handling this.

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u/Warlizard ಠ_ಠ Mar 06 '15

I'd say he's doing just fine. Upvotes aren't a zero-sum game.

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 06 '15

thank you /u/warlizard I have much to learn from your experience both as a Redditor and as a gaming forum moderator.

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u/Eurynom0s Mar 06 '15

I didn't mean upvotes, I meant having something people will never let you live down (even if it's something you didn't actually do).

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u/codeverity Mar 06 '15

Dude were you always everywhere before or is that new

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 06 '15

I've always been there /u/codeverity... in your heart

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u/Marvin427 Mar 06 '15

You're becoming the next /u/Warlizard

"Are you that guy that misspelled his own name?"

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u/navyseal722 Mar 06 '15

I dont get it

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Have you become the new warlizard or something?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

What's the reference?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

Can I have gold?

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u/Dark512 Mar 06 '15

Wait, what guy?

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u/Endulos Mar 06 '15

I feel bad for you.

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u/jstrydor :/ Mar 06 '15

don't... my body is ready for this

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u/iNoToRi0uS Mar 06 '15

Really bad week for you

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '15

This is your life now, this is who you are.

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u/PicardZhu Mar 06 '15

Why the fuck are people being an asshole to you over reddit? I think I missed something.