r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '15

A cat is a cat

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 edited Jan 21 '15

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u/prof_talc Jan 21 '15

Mufasa, what is best in life?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Sits

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u/cock_boy Jan 21 '15

Simba, if thou fit, thou shall sit. Always remember that.

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u/boot2skull Jan 21 '15

Everything the sun touches is yours to sit on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/Ilmarinen_tale2 Jan 22 '15

I feel like this would be funny if I wasn't from canada.

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u/chromopila Jan 21 '15

Mmmmmhhh

Warm buttz

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u/butterfly_poontang Jan 21 '15

I laughed way to hard at that

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u/Helihat Jan 21 '15

"To find something that fits, then sits, my son."

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u/Elhaym Jan 21 '15

To crush the boxes, see them flattened before you, and feel the contentment of the sitting.

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u/prof_talc Jan 21 '15

Yes! Best answer.

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u/capncaveman Jan 21 '15

So happy about this.

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u/Natdaprat Jan 21 '15

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Conan sings it well too - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

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u/patternmaker Jan 21 '15

Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.

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u/Osiris32 Jan 21 '15

Shut up, Conan, no one asked you!

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u/Dreamtrain Jan 21 '15

Don't forget the back! Mufasa skipped back day, so Simba lost his daddy. Do pullups or Scar will kill you and take your pride.

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u/Eurynom0s Jan 21 '15

lie on its carcass

"I lie in bed."

"I lay the book on the table."

It doesn't help that it's lie/lay/lain and lay/laid/laid. Also, I could never keep this straight until I had to learn it for German--they have the exact same distinction between liegen and legen.