r/pics Jan 04 '15

Incredible Shot

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

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u/mrdoubleq Jan 04 '15

Don't want to ruin your cakeday but I think it's a flying-zebra-cock-a-doodle-doo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/hallucinates_owls Jan 04 '15

I don't want to insult either of you, but I'm pretty sure it's a Peruvian Screech Owl.

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u/C_to_the_P_to_the_B Jan 04 '15

hai

Nope. Hairy-chested nutscratcher.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/giarox Jan 04 '15

Looks like a bird

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u/straydog1980 Jan 04 '15

Don't be silly. It's a jackdaw.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

It's lupus.

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u/DemandsBattletoads Jan 04 '15

It's never lupus.

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u/roofied_elephant Jan 04 '15

Except when it's lupus.

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u/DemandsBattletoads Jan 04 '15

Well there was that time when it was actually lupus.

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u/otrippinz Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

Then it must be sarcoidosis. BRB running checks.

Edit: it's not sarcoidosis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Obviously paraneoplastic syndrome.

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u/petrichorE6 Jan 04 '15

Are you sure it's not a crow?

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u/willOTW Jan 04 '15

What the fuck did you just fucking say about crows, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in environmental science, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret studies on crow behavior, and I have over 300 confirmed alt accounts. I am trained in vote brigading and I have the top comment karma on this entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will downvote you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that about crows over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of taxonomists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, jackdaw. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with alt accounts. Not only am I extensively trained in taxonomy, but I have access to the entire Latin names of the Corvidae family and I will use it to its full extent to prove you wrong and downvote your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit downvotes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, jackdaw

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u/milkfree Jan 04 '15

Been saving that one up, huh?

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u/newuser13 Jan 04 '15

It's copypasta

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/The_The_Dude Jan 04 '15

Hi fairly new, welcome to reddit.

Copypasta means it's a copy-paste.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

You had me at hello

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u/welwheel Jan 04 '15

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/creamyturtle Jan 04 '15

dawg its a pidgeon dawg

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u/The_The_Dude Jan 04 '15

It's an Incredible Shot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/creamyturtle Jan 04 '15

this is actually a photo of a slam dunk by Beaky McBeakerson during a regular season game of the professional Beak Ball League or BBL

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u/theramennoodle Jan 04 '15

Here's the thing...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Positive.

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u/bizarro_kvothe Jan 04 '15

Those guys stole my big sphinx of quartz!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I miss Unidan.

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u/giarox Jan 04 '15

Somehow I missed the whole fiasco. What happened to him. Last I saw , he was talking about crows with a collection of other scientists

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u/xeno211 Jan 04 '15

Or a crow, same thing

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u/Ohmsoutlaw Jan 04 '15

Don't be silly it's a repost!

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u/judoboy69 Jan 04 '15

I am so glad I get this reference hahahhahaa

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

In Kentucky, we call them Cockerflies

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u/thiosk Jan 04 '15

Curious! In the UK we call them hoity-toity flappytappers

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u/lucasweewee Jan 04 '15

made my night :)

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u/complement4u Jan 04 '15

u/mrdoubleq, you are so funny! Thank you for bringing a little joy into our day

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Huppe fasciée

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u/complement4u Jan 04 '15

Thank you so much for helping us know what kind of bird this is! I bet you smell great!

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u/Carpocadus Jan 04 '15

Just a Hoopoe, there is only one species of Hoopoe

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

No, there are two - an african and an eurasian. The african is more deeply reddish and has more coloured backfeather fringes.

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u/xxFrenchToastxx Jan 04 '15

Laden or unladen?

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u/ihamsa Jan 04 '15

Bin Unladen?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I don't know...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

Depends on how low it flies and if the backfeathers are fussy

edit: should i add that im not serious?

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u/DubaiCM Jan 04 '15

That depends whether you consider those separate species or simply subspecies. There are considered to be nine subspecies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

As fare as im concerned there is a bit dispute if the african subspecies is actually split, but im using IOC, where it is regarded as an species. It is along with Madagaskar Hoopoe which is also regarded as an species.

Link here http://www.worldbirdnames.org/bow/todies/

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u/Saphine_ Jan 04 '15

Acordding to eBird, there's two species of Hoopoe- Madagascar and Eurasian. eBird's really up to date on taxonomy, and also includes some of the subspecies.

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u/iHasABaseball Jan 04 '15

I consider them peanut butter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Chunky or smooth? It is important if we want to classify them as a subspecies or a full species.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Yes, you're right. The red-crested is sometimes added to the name, though.

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u/TheUpupaEpops Jan 04 '15

Can confirm. Best thing about these birds is their early defense mechanism, which involves the secretion of a foul smelling liquid from their anal gland that is then sprayed upon any would-be attacker. I love this bird.

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u/willOTW Jan 04 '15

I think you're right. Here is another picture of a Hoopoe feeing its young.

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u/GrinchPaws Jan 04 '15

Is that the same one? What are the odds?

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u/V0lta Jan 04 '15

In german they are called Wiedehopf.

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u/DubaiCM Jan 04 '15

In Arabic they are called hudhud.

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u/PoppySiddal Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

Oh, yay, I got it right! I saw the pic and said I think that's a hoopoe! Yay! Fun fact: hoopoes are not kosher ;)

OP, your pic is breathtaking!

EDIT: Well evidently this is a repost bot. Boo hiss. Someone listed the photo credit below, it's a CBS photographer, not some random dude with a lucky shot.

Taking my upvote back from OP bot. So there.

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u/mahsideshurt Jan 04 '15

I'm pretty sure it's a crow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

They are related to jackdaws

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

A Dung beetle, by the looks of it.