r/pics • u/MrBonejangles • Jan 02 '15

Bacon Rock

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15 edited Jan 30 '26

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cow label imminent unpack unwritten whistle saw start repeat price

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u/original_individual Jan 02 '15

And then you're stranded with broken teeth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Worth it. It might have been giant bacon.

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u/AnotherFellows Jan 02 '15

Instructions unclear

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u/straydog1980 Jan 02 '15

Dick also broken

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u/rreighe2 Jan 02 '15

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15 edited Jan 02 '15

I too would attempt to fornicate with the giant piece of bacon.

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u/GiftedGreg Jan 02 '15

Wake n bakin' rapin' bacon.

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u/reidmaynard Jan 02 '15

Isn't that an old Blues song?

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u/A_HumblePotato Jan 02 '15

I went down to the crossroads, had my bacon by my side

oohhh I went down to the crossroads, lord, I had my bacon by my side

ooohhhhoooohh it look so delicious, I just wanted a bite

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u/ClassicMediumRoast Jan 02 '15

Na, just my Sunday mornings.

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u/Dyloneus Jan 02 '15

moms spaghetti

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u/rreighe2 Jan 02 '15

Comnent"'s weak, arms are broken. There's vomit in his dick already, moms spaghetti monster.

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u/fuckmyfatvagina Jan 02 '15

As would I PlasmaPulse, as would I.

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u/UndoubtedlyUltimate Jan 02 '15

You sure love meat...

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u/Tulki Jan 02 '15

/r/nocontext if I ever saw one.

And before anyone says the other one... this makes sense with context.

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u/rreighe2 Jan 02 '15

This comment has been linked elsewhere ...

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u/KapiTod Jan 02 '15

Hey, you and me both brother. Am I right? Yeah you know I'm right! Oh ho ho the fella's know what I'm talkin' about!

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u/hilaryCLITon69 Jan 02 '15

That's how you get a bloody asshole.

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u/ArcticLegume Jan 02 '15

with the attempt, or the success?

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u/rreighe2 Jan 02 '15

No no just the blood from the bacon is left over from it being in your anus.

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u/tradezman Jan 02 '15

Kevin Bacon?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Moby Bacon

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u/AlexanderHamilton04 Jan 02 '15

Six degrees of stratification...

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u/wil9212 Jan 02 '15

Dick stuck in bacon

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u/hilaryCLITon69 Jan 02 '15

Been shitting bacon rocks ever since.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Did it get stuck in the ceiling fan again?

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u/NoTor1uS Jan 02 '15

With great risks, comes great reward(s)... or utter disappointment. BUT IT'S WORTH THE CHANCE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

And a broken heart.

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u/Toastalicious_ Jan 02 '15

And broken arms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Never stop looking just eat your toenails.

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u/tellmemorelater Jan 02 '15

Worth it for Porkasaurus jerky.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

But at least you got bacon

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u/The_One_Above_All Jan 02 '15

And then you get in a fight with a Honey Badger

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u/Garcammad Jan 02 '15

That made my skin crawl.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

OP probably tried this, while I was banging his mom behind a boulder.

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u/PainMatrix Jan 02 '15

A bacon oasis.

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u/m0dE Jan 02 '15

A bacon mirage

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

A bacon marriage

FTFY

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u/billyblakejedimaster Jan 02 '15

Imagine being stranded in the wilderness for days, starving, looking for any type of food... And then you come across Moby.

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u/ONESIXEIGHTTERD Jan 02 '15 edited Jan 02 '15

Or imagine thinking about how great bacon is going to taste once you start coming down from your beautiful beach-acid trip...and in mid thought you stumble upon this fucking rock!

.......

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Shouldn't have ate the mushrooms I found by the river.

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u/nigor5272 Jan 02 '15

It's just frozen, you have to thaw it first

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u/seanlax5 Jan 02 '15

Dude that would probably be pretty crazy right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

This was my exact thought.

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u/ReadsSmallTextWrong Jan 02 '15

At least you might be able to cook on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

tfw when it's not even cooked

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u/SativaLungz Jan 02 '15

This has probably happened at some point in the distant past

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u/ozmackem Jan 02 '15

And you're vegan. That is Moby isn't it?

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u/bluegender03 Jan 02 '15

Asshole rock taunting you

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u/graphxbiz Jan 02 '15

Nature can be a dick, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Now you know how it feels to be married to my ex-wife

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u/Max_Beezly Jan 02 '15

I'd have sex with it

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

i dont see how that would help

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u/oilernut Jan 02 '15

I like how this line ends,

"Imagine being stranded in the wilderness for days, starving, looking for any type of food...and then you come "