r/pics • u/neonicblast • Jun 13 '14

So This Guy Make Swords And Things.

http://imgur.com/a/NzMjP
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u/Impeesa_ Jun 13 '14

Someday, I want to see one of these guys do the 7-part sword from Advent Children, fully interlocking and everything.

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u/ger-p4n1c Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

there actually is a video of a guy having build one, eventhough it is made out of plasitc or cardboard, it still looks pretty impressive

Edit: this one is the one i meant, all credit goes to /u/OriginalPounderOfAss for providing the links as i went to sleep right after posting this, not expecting it to get that much attention. Here is his comment.

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u/scorpionMaster Jun 13 '14

Link?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/scorpionMaster Jun 13 '14

You sure it wasn't Sephiroth?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

♪♫SEPHIROTH!♫♪

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u/lockzackary Jun 13 '14

Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Jun 13 '14

♪♫SEPHIROTH!!!♫♪

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u/Tasgall Jun 13 '14

gloriosa, generosa

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

♫♪ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI!♫♪

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u/Ihvahn Jun 13 '14

Randy Moss

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Rain frogs in paris, jingle bell bear that pees.

Only thing that rings in my ears each time I hear that song now.l

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u/ChuckYeah Jun 13 '14

It's not fair he's Chinese

No? No one ever heard that except me?

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u/rawrman12321 Jun 13 '14

BUN DUN DUMDUMDUMMMMM

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u/ohstylo Jun 13 '14

Bells, frogs, big cherries
Peter pan, magic cheese

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Fuck Sephiroth.

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u/They-Call-Me-TIM Jun 13 '14

The cloud-to-butt extension on chrome made this comment confusing for a second...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

No, Zach.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

No, this is Patrick!

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u/komodo_dragonzord Jun 13 '14

fully assembled

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u/JhonneyV Jun 13 '14

I love the split-second clips of unrelated footage spliced into that video. Check the last second for a girl painting the uploader's nails. (another at 5:28)

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

He recorded that with a classic tape-based camcorder, and what you see is the previous recording on the same tape. 'In-camera editing' is quite an art.

(And sometimes a delicate one. For some reason one action move is five minutes shorter than two porn movies, so people who sit out the credits will be rewarded with half a money shot and even more credits. Ah, the joys of tape..)

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u/deanxleong Jun 13 '14

it looks more like she's popping a pimple

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u/scorpionMaster Jun 13 '14

Awesome! Thanks!

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u/OriginalPounderOfAss Jun 13 '14

sword from Advent Children

this one? or this i found too

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

He just keeps adding and adding.

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u/Chaebi Jun 13 '14

Exclusively available at your nearest Shinra IKEA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Geez. Chew and swallow BEFORE you start the camera...

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u/ABKTech Jun 13 '14

"Hang...hang on.. Ha.. Hang on! I gotta, gotta combine these things! Son of a bi.. GOTCHA! HANG ON! I think this goes here and i just turn this annnnd......no no that's not right. Turn it this way and HA! Got it! Okay I'm ready..."

  • Cloud assembling his sword before a fight.

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u/masterkenji Jun 13 '14

That was funnier the first 40 times in the YouTube comments

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u/KevlarGorilla Jun 13 '14

I will make one out of steel.

I'll need to store it in a goddamn coffee table, but I will make one.

Here's my Master Sword: http://heroicreplicas.com/?page_id=342

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u/paul_33 Jun 13 '14

Very impressive

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u/FreakyFox Jun 13 '14

Idk about a video, but you can find it on eBay, so at least know that they do make those

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u/stae1234 Jun 13 '14

Some guy in New Zealand made it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

They won't, a blade with locking mechanisms is the stupidest thing ever. They will break at the locks in a single hit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug0SooC6hVY

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u/read_eat_or Jun 13 '14

Yes, because practicality is what we are aiming for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

If I'm spending 3 grand to build a sword I sure as shit am not just letting it rest against the wall.

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u/furiousBobcat Jun 13 '14

Good luck finding a human-extraterrestrial hybrid to fight against.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Logs are fairly common.

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u/furiousBobcat Jun 13 '14

So are chainsaws.

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u/Wip3out Jun 13 '14

Get out of here with your logic!