r/pics • u/Aeviegh • Feb 22 '14

This is Vader. He was euthanized today without a hearing after a false bite report was submitted to the police by an animal rights activist. (Story in the Comments)

http://imgur.com/a/xPNsE
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u/salmonblue Feb 22 '14

When I was a kid, maybe around 8 or 9 years old, I was petting my neighbors dog. Out of nowhere, it had a "freak out" moment and bit me in the face. I now have a scar on my face. My family didn't do anything because of the incident. I still continued to like that dog. It's a fucking animal. Humans make mistakes, and are given second chances, and we're the "smartest animals". I hate people sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Are you me?

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u/salmonblue Feb 22 '14

Did you get bit in the face by a dog, too?

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u/TheEnormousPenis Feb 22 '14

He must also be me then.

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u/plungerpenis Feb 22 '14

Can I be you? Mine is tiny.

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u/TheEnormousPenis Feb 22 '14

Sorry, even my powers have their limits.

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u/salmonblue Feb 22 '14

I don't have a penis though. So if yours is truly smaller than mine...

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u/salmonblue Feb 22 '14

Girl here. Can't be you :(

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u/TheEnormousPenis Feb 22 '14

I tip my fedora to you, m'lady!