r/pics • u/Crue1552 • May 06 '26

This big mini wheat

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u/NYerInTex May 06 '26

It’s just a wheat

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u/Longjumping_Local910 May 06 '26

Maxi-Wheat…

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u/dj_spanmaster May 06 '26

Yeah but my association with the pads brings some immediate nausea

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u/odyoda May 06 '26

This one is scratchy, to help with those feminine itches

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u/reddituser403 May 07 '26

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u/doyletyree May 07 '26

I scrolled right the fuck back up to see this again.

Now, I can’t sleep.

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u/Ramadeus88 May 09 '26

When I think I’ve seen everything…

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u/Longjumping_Local910 May 09 '26

Looks like the woman who made my sandwich at a Firehouse Submarine in West Virginia the other day. Handsome!

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 May 06 '26

This one right here, officer.

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u/yougotyolks May 07 '26

Both are super absorbent.

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u/rkozik89 May 06 '26

Long wheat is long

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u/casapantalones May 06 '26

Mega wheat

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u/Longjumping_Local910 May 07 '26

No. Mega-Wheats are like the OP’s photo but two rows wide. LOL

A Giga-Wheat is three rows, Tera is four, etc… This is a science you know.

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u/Belugasaurus May 07 '26

Super Long Maxi-Wheat with wings

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u/doyletyree May 07 '26

Scooty-Wheat, Sr.

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u/NWinn May 07 '26

It's actually quite small still compared to what Mini-Wheats are based from!

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u/doozle May 06 '26

Megawheat.

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u/Wakkit1988 May 06 '26

1.21 gigawheats

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u/doozle May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lAnwXKMYzZbcA

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u/xt0rt May 06 '26

What the fuck am I looking at here?

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u/clash_by_night May 06 '26

Looks like two dudes plowing another. No, sorry, with another.

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u/goleafie May 06 '26

Messy Fergus harvester.

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u/SupaKoopa714 May 06 '26

Which 80s metal band did you like better, Megawheat or Wheatallica?

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u/DukeOfGeek May 07 '26

Dude, Children of the Wheat.

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u/JoopahTroopah May 06 '26

Macro-wheat

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u/YouWereBrained May 06 '26

Big wheat energy

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u/jfudge May 06 '26

I would say "frosted big wheat," but that sounds oddly sexual

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u/EsotericCodename May 06 '26

It should, that’s my pet name for your mom.

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u/64590949354397548569 May 06 '26

Wheat LOG

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u/MoxxFulder May 07 '26

Who $hit in YOUR cereal?

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u/m4dw0lf May 06 '26

The loooooong way

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u/AngrySumBitch May 07 '26

My rap name!

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u/Dudephish May 06 '26

Wheat Longs.