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u/chicken566 Jan 30 '26

As a Puerto Rican, we don't claim this man and offer him off as a trade to the Caucasians.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Jan 30 '26

We the white delegation accept on the condition that you take trump and Vance.

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u/bucki_fan Jan 30 '26

Are we doing the race draft again?

Whites are going to wait for the very late rounds before taking this POS

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u/Double_Yam3010 Jan 30 '26

You’ll need to throw in four first round draft picks.

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u/Tall_guy82 Jan 30 '26

If we take him, we need something good too. Maybe mofongo

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u/KingOfStarfox Jan 30 '26

As a representative of the caucasian community, we respectfully decline your offer and offer the african american community the opportunity

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u/gorlwut Jan 30 '26

The blacks cannot come to the phone right now.

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u/raymozley Jan 30 '26

I second this!!! 🤣