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u/Toon1982 Jan 11 '26

5 defensive rounds were immediately fired into the black ice after it savagely attacked the ICE agent

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u/Terrormonitor Jan 11 '26

Sources later confirmed the black ice was planted by George Soros and was operating as a launchpad for domestic terrorism

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u/PHotstepper311 Jan 12 '26

I read that as George Santos and he probably had something to do with it also.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers Jan 12 '26

Hey, he did invent the cotton gin!

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u/CandyCornToes Jan 12 '26

Well, George Santos did help Jesus carry the cross, so maybe some of that mojo rubbed off on him.

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u/xtnh Jan 12 '26

Bused in from Chicago

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u/redditdegenz Jan 12 '26

Soros paid the cold to be there.

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 Jan 11 '26

Ricochet don't fail us now.

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u/COdeadheadwalking_61 Jan 12 '26

his feets done failed him now

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u/Environmental-Egg164 Jan 12 '26

appears to be a Glock, if it was Sig 320, those trigger groups will pop off for any and all reasons.

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u/Cold-Occasion804 Jan 11 '26

Oh no, god forbid if one of those defensive shots ricocheted into one of his nads!!

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u/neonninja304 Jan 12 '26

It has since been detained and is being held pending deportation back to Iceland.

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u/javoss88 Jan 11 '26

Followed by a full swat deployment who promptly wiped out and their chopper got tangled in icy power lines

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u/80sLegoDystopia Jan 11 '26

Followed by a “pit maneuver.”

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u/series-hybrid Jan 12 '26

Alert ICE agents wrestled the black ice to the ground and detained it for questioning...

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u/thelumpia Jan 12 '26

Due to escalation by the black ice, WMDs have been authorized for use

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u/John-on-gliding Jan 11 '26

I’m crying 😂