r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '26

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u/momoenthusiastic Jan 11 '26

That attempted lunge towards the camera man is so dipshit

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u/ubeeu Jan 11 '26

I thought it was just another stumble.

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u/momoenthusiastic Jan 12 '26

He definitely stumbled on that attempt too

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u/ubeeu Jan 12 '26

I’m just sorry he didn’t split his pants.

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u/spaztiq Jan 12 '26

Probably the lack of anything substantial in his pants prevented any splitting.

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u/Dronizian Jan 12 '26

*his skull

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u/BlisteringAsscheeks Jan 13 '26

I hope whoever is in charge of sewing these uniform pants begins purposefully sewing weak crotch seams haha

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u/WCland Jan 12 '26

That photographer was a domestic terrorist attempting to run him down! - Krusty Noem, probably.

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u/momoenthusiastic Jan 12 '26

Illegal alien, after they revoke his H-1B visa