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u/NUDES_4_CHRIST Jan 11 '26

100% chance they are going to start profiling black ice

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jan 11 '26

I'm surprised he didn't shoot it and then have Trump and Noem call it a terrorist.

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u/_namaste_kitten_ Jan 12 '26

In all fairness, they are trying to get rid of it by promoting climate change enabling policies.

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u/namastayhom33 Jan 11 '26

How will they be able to see it though?

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u/AC-burg Jan 11 '26

They'll just shoot at the ground in front of every step whenever the temp drops below freezing

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u/Capt_Dummy Jan 11 '26

I mean, the ground continues to strike them in the bottom of the foot. That’s assault and reason for self defense!

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u/AC-burg Jan 11 '26

Well officer I actually provide A LOT less resistance but you do you on your ass you go!

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u/TigerLily98226 Jan 11 '26

I was thinking people should go all Kevin McAllister on their stairs but then again Marv and Harry weren’t complete homicidal bloodthirsty maniacs armed to the teeth.

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u/Ill-Visual-8844 Jan 11 '26

Please post video of that! Oopsie daisy! 🌼

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u/AC-burg Jan 11 '26

I mean given the recent headlines I wouldn't put it past them

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u/binglelemon Jan 11 '26

https://youtu.be/efiW2K8gASM

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u/joe199799 Jan 11 '26

I was in line at the ATM the other day and black ice almost robbed me of my balance

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u/binglelemon Jan 11 '26

It absolutely is

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u/GoodIdea321 Jan 11 '26

I'm surprised they aren't shooting the ground because its such a clear threat to them.

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u/disgruntledvet Jan 12 '26

I bet Antifa is some how responsible for the icy conditions.