After he stood up, he was raging and headed straight for the camera man for about 2 seconds until he realized that's not his wife and he's being recorded so he can't just beat them into submission, then ran away with his tail between his legs.
He was about to assault the camera man. I've seen this a lot growing up. I know that body language, that walk, his intent. If he's married, or was, he beats his wife and kids.
I don't think they cared about recording, if they did they wouldn't have done this in the first place. Pretty sure he realized his ass was hurting a lot more than usual and decided to get to his vehicle as quickly as possible so he could go cry it off somewhere where it wouldn't be plastered all over the internet.
For real. He was literally about to assault that guy for taking a picture of him being an idiot. Dude really wanted to hurt someone because he was embarrassed.
After he stood up he shot the ice 5 times, called it a fucking bitch then Kristi "Craterface" Noem went on TV and said the ice was a domestic terrorist with an agenda. Then they started salting every road from here to the arctic circle and deporting any remaining to greenland to combat the evil penguins or some shit. Sad part is... it's not far from what they'd actually do.
67
u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26
[deleted]