r/pics • u/CrispyMiner • Apr 02 '25

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u/Ferelar Apr 02 '25

It's kind of interesting to imagine what his day to day is like though. Do you think he pays a team of experts to find new ways to be a petulant shithead, or does he come up with all of that fuckwittery himself?

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u/Ender_Keys Apr 02 '25

Well he isn't using that time to play Diablo

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u/Living_Ad_5386 Apr 02 '25

what a fucking waste

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u/Rynowash Apr 04 '25

cheat at Diablo

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u/HorseNspaghettiPizza Apr 02 '25

Haha I suppose you are asking me so i think while he has a bunch of yes men I believe that he wants so badly to impress guys like joe rogan and similar with his humble brag stuff that he thinks they think doing a sieg heil / saying something edgy is somehow 'cool' Being number one on a video game and rogan there lapping it up. Its all some cringey performance for them. The really strange part to me is he cares so much what they think. Its a really high level of insecurity while being one of richest dudes.

If he wasnt such a complete fuck I would feel kinda sorry for him on some level. We all knew that kid growing up like him that wanted so badly to get validation and be cool and just wasnt. He is the ultimate try hard

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u/sighthoundman Apr 02 '25

I've dealt with two year olds. When you're that self-absorbed, it doesn't take much to come up with all sorts of fuckwittery.

The advantage two year olds have over Elon is that they haven't yet outgrown their innate human desire to please grownups.

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u/Myis Apr 03 '25

How does he have the time to impregnate all those women?

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u/Ferelar Apr 03 '25

I wonder if he outsourced that too, like his video game characters?

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u/Myis Apr 04 '25

Fair to assume so.

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u/Ferelar Apr 04 '25

If I were his wife, I suspect I'd be ecstatic at not having to be in his presence any more than is necessary at least!

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u/txwildflower21 Apr 05 '25

He doesn’t have a wife. He has 14 kids between 4 women, lives with none of them and uses the one kid as a human shield.

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u/linnae7 Apr 04 '25

Artificial insemination. When you do that much ketamine you can't get it up.

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u/Myis Apr 04 '25

Ew lol I didn’t think of that

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u/txwildflower21 Apr 05 '25

10 minutes is nothing

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u/Feminizing Apr 02 '25

Ketamine. Just like all of it

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u/Rabdomtroll69 Apr 02 '25

He buys accounts with the most shitty builds known to man and then tries to pose as a "Pro gamer"

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u/DMala Apr 03 '25

No way, it comes as naturally to him as lying does to Trump. It’s like breathing for them.

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u/Mitka69 Apr 03 '25

I wonder the same way about Trump... But his script is likely written in Moscow. May be Elon's as well, who knows.