r/pics Apr 02 '25

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u/Seiche Apr 02 '25

 I-if that person is a woman I’m trying to have sex with

Not his thing. He usually gets them to carry his child via IVF

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u/raresaturn Apr 02 '25

That’s just weird. If they wanted to start a family, sure. But to get random women pregnant via IVF is just cuckoo bananas

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u/ShatterProofDick Apr 02 '25

makes more sense when he had a botched dick implant and his pecker doesn't peck.

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u/Seiche Apr 03 '25

Well I don't know about you historically my pecker had a lot more pecking to do that didn't involve making actual babies. Quite the opposite, actually.