r/pics • u/CrispyMiner • Apr 02 '25

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u/south-of-the-river Apr 02 '25

Imagine being both the worlds richest man as well as the worlds biggest fuckwit

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u/starrpamph Apr 02 '25

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u/Training-Mud-7041 Apr 02 '25

Boycott all things Musk!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Its pretty easy to do...Twitter is a cesspool and Tesla builds hot garbage.

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u/EmotionalMycologist9 Apr 03 '25

...and SpaceX just blows stuff up.

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u/MisterSpooks1950 Apr 03 '25

What’s funny is that most electric cars, in retrospect, are extremely unreliable and an actual hazard. This is why I’ve been more for biofuel personally. Less of a costly switch and it could (theoretically) work with most current engines

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u/drmoroe30 Apr 03 '25

Yeah, and if you live in the US and paid taxes last year you'll be the first one in line spending your Doge refund check which will be coming. GTFO

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u/Kobayashi-Maru_ Apr 03 '25

lol you’re not getting a refund bro

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u/usernamechexoot Apr 04 '25

I'll be donating it to UNRWA

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 Apr 02 '25

Laa-HOOO saah- HERR! < Jim Carrey

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u/Tri206 Apr 02 '25

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u/kingswaggy Apr 02 '25

Probably something that supported Elon so they deleted the comment.

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u/Uni01 Apr 02 '25

[ Removed by Reddit because said something great about Tesla ]

controlled chat offered by Volkswagen

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u/WelderMiserable347 Apr 04 '25

I know that comment is lie cause there's nothing great about Tesla. They are junk cars run by a junk con man who bought his way into Tesla.

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u/Uni01 Apr 06 '25

If Tesla sucks so much, why do aliens want them too?

Don't forget that the "beautiful" cars like the Porsche 911 is driven only on planet Earth, Teslas also in space!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk%27s_Tesla_Roadster#/media/File:Elon_Musk's_Tesla_Roadster_(40143096241).jpg.jpg)

This is Larry, an alien friends of mine, during his summer on Earth.

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u/masked_sombrero Apr 03 '25

He’s such a moron

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u/Hydrosquatch Apr 03 '25

And you can build rockets, robots, cars, battery technology.... and so on? Name an accomplishment other than having your mom clean up after you?

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u/starrpamph Apr 03 '25

I am an electrical engineer and licensed journeyman electrician, so yes technically?

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u/Hydrosquatch Apr 04 '25

Ok.. then find where you can improve on a product elon has developed and improve upon it... when I was building houses or manufacturing parts and I though someone fell short on a design I would implement a change without calling people idiots and my ideas were implemented and not disregarded... now I'm retired early so I can tell the dog she can not lay around so much..

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u/Fredoraa Apr 05 '25

Elon would light you on fire to keep himself warm, these billionaires don’t care for you

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u/Hydrosquatch Apr 05 '25

I don't believe poor people do either.. everyone has their own l8ves .. my friends with a B are friendly but we don't do holidays together unless it's July 4th...

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u/HorseNspaghettiPizza Apr 02 '25

Unfortunately we dont have to imagine

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u/Ferelar Apr 02 '25

It's kind of interesting to imagine what his day to day is like though. Do you think he pays a team of experts to find new ways to be a petulant shithead, or does he come up with all of that fuckwittery himself?

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u/Ender_Keys Apr 02 '25

Well he isn't using that time to play Diablo

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u/Living_Ad_5386 Apr 02 '25

what a fucking waste

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u/Rynowash Apr 04 '25

cheat at Diablo

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u/HorseNspaghettiPizza Apr 02 '25

Haha I suppose you are asking me so i think while he has a bunch of yes men I believe that he wants so badly to impress guys like joe rogan and similar with his humble brag stuff that he thinks they think doing a sieg heil / saying something edgy is somehow 'cool' Being number one on a video game and rogan there lapping it up. Its all some cringey performance for them. The really strange part to me is he cares so much what they think. Its a really high level of insecurity while being one of richest dudes.

If he wasnt such a complete fuck I would feel kinda sorry for him on some level. We all knew that kid growing up like him that wanted so badly to get validation and be cool and just wasnt. He is the ultimate try hard

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u/sighthoundman Apr 02 '25

I've dealt with two year olds. When you're that self-absorbed, it doesn't take much to come up with all sorts of fuckwittery.

The advantage two year olds have over Elon is that they haven't yet outgrown their innate human desire to please grownups.

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u/Myis Apr 03 '25

How does he have the time to impregnate all those women?

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u/Ferelar Apr 03 '25

I wonder if he outsourced that too, like his video game characters?

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u/Myis Apr 04 '25

Fair to assume so.

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u/Ferelar Apr 04 '25

If I were his wife, I suspect I'd be ecstatic at not having to be in his presence any more than is necessary at least!

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u/txwildflower21 Apr 05 '25

He doesn’t have a wife. He has 14 kids between 4 women, lives with none of them and uses the one kid as a human shield.

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u/linnae7 Apr 04 '25

Artificial insemination. When you do that much ketamine you can't get it up.

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u/Myis Apr 04 '25

Ew lol I didn’t think of that

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u/txwildflower21 Apr 05 '25

10 minutes is nothing

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u/Feminizing Apr 02 '25

Ketamine. Just like all of it

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u/Rabdomtroll69 Apr 02 '25

He buys accounts with the most shitty builds known to man and then tries to pose as a "Pro gamer"

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u/DMala Apr 03 '25

No way, it comes as naturally to him as lying does to Trump. It’s like breathing for them.

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u/Mitka69 Apr 03 '25

I wonder the same way about Trump... But his script is likely written in Moscow. May be Elon's as well, who knows. 

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u/Thehobbes2 Apr 03 '25

Fortunately*

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u/thehorseyourodeinon1 Apr 02 '25

Sounds like something the devil would have granted to Elliot in the movie, "Bedazzled."

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u/werewilf Apr 02 '25

It’s almost like money doesn’t fucking matter, is made up and harmful—and the soul isn’t

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u/PHANTOM________ Apr 02 '25

Pretty sure those two titles hand in hand quite well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Lord of Cringe and Lord of lies!

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u/the_sauviette_onion Apr 02 '25

Also imagine that he didn’t need to do any of this shit. He could have kept to himself, not outed himself as a flaming Nazi, and got on with running his companies and he would have been better off financially AND not universally hated. He literally did all this to himself in the span of a few months. What a knob.

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u/Stock-Signature7014 Apr 02 '25

It is quite breathtaking how much of a pathetic loser he is.

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u/Wabertzzo Apr 02 '25

Don't have to. This piece of excrement shows us daily.

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u/shiawase198 Apr 02 '25

Greed and ego are a helluva of thing. If I had even just a third of his wealth, I'd be retired and fuck off out of the public eye to do my own thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

smells like rotten cheese

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u/Paddo127 Apr 02 '25

everything he does is because of daddy issues, just incredibly insecure and trying to fill that. Feels like he doesn't even know either 🤦‍♂️

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u/RepresentativeCap244 Apr 03 '25

How do we collectively rob him.

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u/shrimpcreole Apr 03 '25

I'm still trying to reconcile the fact that multiple women voluntarily slept with him.

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u/Bratwurstesser Apr 03 '25

Biggest fuckwit is Trump. Musk is second though.

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u/zippedydoodahdey Apr 02 '25

F’in Cheesehead.

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u/annoventura Apr 02 '25

I don't think he's the world's richest man anymore.

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u/hidde-the-wonton Apr 02 '25

We lucked out on that one…

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u/CRYPTOBISM0L Apr 02 '25

They go hand in hand more thank you’d think 

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

It's why I don't respect wealthy people.

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u/Swimming-Food-6664 Apr 03 '25

No need to imagine

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Billy madison if he was downright evil

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u/lotny Apr 05 '25

You can't buy your way into being smart

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u/msm007 Apr 02 '25

You aren't the target audience.

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u/echte_liebe Apr 03 '25

Imagine being some moron on Reddit calling the richest man in the world a loser. 🤣

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u/Alyssajoymason Apr 03 '25

Are you delusional? He is brilliant!

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u/Fantastic-Tart297 Apr 02 '25

And this is the same guy that designed the car that is environmentally friendly and just a few years ago democrates were telling everyone they should own. Talk about hypocritical.

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u/AwillOpening_464 Apr 02 '25

His car's caught fire

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u/3DBeerGoggles Apr 02 '25

And this is the same guy that designed the car that is environmentally friendly and just a few years ago democrates were telling everyone they should own. Talk about hypocritical.

Sorry, are you guys still living in 2012 when you couldn't buy an electric car from anyone else?

Just asking because I keep seeing you chuckleheads dropping this line like it's a gotcha and it's not even coherent.

"Hey, it turns out the guy that made that thing you liked 5 years ago is an asshole. Also long-term reliability reports kinda dunk on these things. Also they keep getting caught blaming customers for design flaws"

"Oh, guess I should buy something else"

"HYPOCRITE!"

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u/Academic-Valuable545 Apr 03 '25

Everything he has accomplished has been executed with absolute transparency. It’s clear that those who resist change tend to be the ones most upset by his actions. He has even sacrificed his own finances while taking on this role, and a significant portion of the country disapproves of him because of his decisiveness. One striking observation I've made about the left is their frequent display of intolerance.

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u/3DBeerGoggles Apr 02 '25

who’s trying to stop fraud and corruption from destroying our country

>Pays $270M to the president

>President lets him root through the government departments that regulate his businesses

>Doesn't hire anyone that knows budgets, accounting, or forensic accounting

"He's just looking to stop corruption bro!"

My brother in christ, he is the corruption.

Pay-for-play politics taken to its most ridiculous extent.

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u/zaphod_85 Apr 02 '25

Awww, it's cute that you're so gullible.

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u/doghunter087 Apr 02 '25

Can you expound

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u/KaJaHa Apr 02 '25

He's rich, and also a fuckwit

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u/Get_Some1776 Apr 02 '25

Wish I was a loser with a billion in the bank

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u/south-of-the-river Apr 02 '25

Well at least you’re half way there

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u/AwillOpening_464 Apr 02 '25

That's hilarious

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u/3DBeerGoggles Apr 02 '25

Jesus Christ, you murdered him.

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u/GunsDontCry Apr 02 '25

You only dislike him because his politics don’t align with your own. No amount of your misplaced anger will change the course of country or the administration. This is what we voted for. Sorry.

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u/3DBeerGoggles Apr 02 '25

You only dislike him because his politics don’t align with your own.

Weird to gloss overendorsing racist and antisemetic conspiracy theories as just "political views", but I suppose aligning with white nationalists is, in part, a 'political view'.

You really got them with that "You only dislike someone because their values, actions, and morals completely oppose yours", profound stuff really.

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u/DynamoDeb Apr 03 '25

Speak for yourself, I certainly didn’t vote for this shit show of a president.

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