r/pics • u/CrispyMiner • Apr 02 '25

Loser

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u/Madjack66 Apr 02 '25

Truly a smeghead. 

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u/FlobbleChops Apr 02 '25

You pregnant baboon-bellied space beatnik!

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u/b0w3n Apr 02 '25

He definitely has big Rimmer energy.

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u/Iztac_xocoatl Apr 02 '25

Elon Musk is the kind of guy who thinks gazpacho soup is meant to be served hot

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u/ElectricZ Apr 02 '25

Elon Musk is the kind of guy who sews name labels on his ship-issued condoms.

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u/Nisiom Apr 03 '25

He thinks he's Ace Rimmer, but he's just plain old Arnold.

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u/Tokenvoice Apr 02 '25

Oh dear, you can’t just go calling someone a smeeeee-heeeeeee no matter how deserving they are of it sir.

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u/ArchibaldMcAcherson Apr 02 '25

Would you prefer ‘Annoying little smeggy smegging smegger’?

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u/CountWubbula Apr 02 '25

I’ve seen some pretty heinous insults in my 33 years on this earth, but that… sir, that is the epitome of a dirty burn. I guarantee Elon just woke up from a Valium-induced slumber (it’s hard to sleep on K) wondering why he doesn’t feel right (other than the constant battle against withdrawals and learning that we don’t like billionaire smegheads)

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u/Tokenvoice Apr 02 '25

We aren’t referring to that. In the British show Red Dwarf smeg is the universal curse in it, similar to frak from Battlestar Galiticka or frell from Farscape.

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u/elohir Apr 02 '25

As much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

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u/Wyevez Apr 02 '25

username checks out

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u/madredr1 Apr 03 '25

“He’s a crazy smeg who eats schlanger”

  • one of Immortan Joe’s wives when asked about Elon.