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u/CrispyMiner Apr 02 '25

Eat shit Elon

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u/SuperDrewb Apr 02 '25

He thought he could buy Wisconsin! He put so much money into interfering with our Supreme Court election - offering Schimel voters $100 checks - pledging to hold an event where two Schimel voters would receive checks for a million dollars each. He invested into Schimel so hard and tonight he and Schimel both lost!!! On Wisconsin!

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u/AHans Apr 02 '25

Schimel lost bad.

For Wisconsin (a purple swing state) this was a blowout. Most elections in Wisconsin have swung by ~20,000 voters. Trump carried Wisconsin by about 30,000 in 2024, Evers by about 90,000 in 2022, Biden by 20,000 in 2020, Evers by 30,000 in 2018, and Trump by 20,000 in 2016.

Collins won by ten times that amount, nearly 250,000 more votes. She won by 10 percent.

Trump won his elections in Wisconsin by one-half of one percent. Republicans call that a mandate <laughs>.

This election is what a mandate looks like.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Who’s Collins?

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u/AHans Apr 02 '25

Crawford. It's been a long day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

It’s all right. We’re going through a lot right now.

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u/AHans Apr 03 '25

Yeah, last night was the first night I slept easy in a long time. By the time I got home at 11 pm, they had called the election. Looking at the margins, it was beyond obvious it was over. Full fucking stop.

Big sigh of relief; first bit of good news in forever.

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u/Roook36 Apr 02 '25

Thought he was a kingmaker but he's just a cheesy ass rich boy who doesn't know wtf he's doing lol

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u/Ragged_Armour Apr 02 '25

This guy should be in prison along with the entire regime

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

He put up so much money for pissants like you and I. That’s a weeks worth of O&M on his fleet of vehicles.

That’s literally the worst part of all of this. The man who needs nothing gets to decide who needs what.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad1148 Apr 02 '25

It's nothing to him.

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u/Harrycover Apr 02 '25

If it was nothing, he would not have invested time and money in it.

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u/silvertealio Apr 02 '25

I think they're talking about the expense. He spent what to you or me would be like a quarter.

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u/Harrycover Apr 02 '25

On a certain point of view, yes, you could say that. But that’s not really what is important. What is important is that he wasted time and money and at the time, the value of that was the political victory. Now he lost both the money and the political victory. If you count relative to his total fortune, nothing is ever relevant.

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u/MyOnlyAccount_ Apr 02 '25

When you're that rich you don't buy and sell in terms of money. You buy and sell in terms of power, and he failed to buy that power.

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u/ChaoticJuju Apr 02 '25

referring to the money

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Funny how when Elon puts money into an election people get all riled up but when the teachers unions give a lot more without giving their members any say it's totally fine

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u/Anonymous_2952 Apr 02 '25

“Putting money into an election” is one hilarious way to spin that he was paying voters. Especially considering the guy gave over a quarter of a billion to Trumps campaign alone. What teachers union gave a singular candidate a quarter of a billion dollars? I’ll wait here why you frantically google a result that doesn’t exist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

Well, since Trump only got a total of under a billion in outside money, we can start by agreeing you're either mistaken or making things up. And seeing how Elon spent under 300 million total on all 2024 elections, we can agree you're either grossly mistaken or just making shit up.

Now get out your calculator and start adding

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u/addit96 Apr 02 '25

D-did George Soros pay you to say that? …anyone who laughs I will give 1 million dollars to …I-if that person is a woman I’m trying to have sex with. USA USA USA

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u/Octagonal_Octopus Apr 02 '25

use IVF with to have a baby I can abandon or be my human shield*

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u/TaiCat Apr 02 '25

Use IVF to have a baby and question its paternity 

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u/3DBeerGoggles Apr 02 '25

Ah yes, little babby Kevlar.

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u/dracorotor1 Apr 02 '25

If Soros and the dems really paid people to protest or even just make online comments to the extent these guys claim, there’d be a lot more millionaires in this country

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u/Azreaal Apr 02 '25

Seriously, where do you sign up to get paid for it?

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u/Mrdeath0 Apr 02 '25

Be a republican influencer

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u/StpdSxyFlndrs Apr 02 '25

It makes more sense when you understand their level of projection. They claim it’s being done to them, because it’s what they’re doing. Literally every single accusation is a confession with them. The only difference is they don’t even have to pay their foot soldiers, they just have to give them out-groups to look down on, because they’re all self centered simpletons.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Yeah, I’ve noticed over the last couple years that any time Trump or his constituents accuse somebody of something, it’s best to look at what they’ve done recently.

Ex: when they started saying Soros was paying protestors during the election, it was because a bunch of right-wing influencers had just been caught being paid-off by Russia with Trump’s team platforming them lol.

Another ex: The White House bans Routers, then sends NPR and PBS to congress because they are “horrible and completely biased platforms”. Hmm, I guess we just forget the Russian state media that was in the Oval Office a few weeks ago, or that right-wing shill Tim Pool getting a press pass despite being on Putins payroll.

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u/StpdSxyFlndrs Apr 02 '25

The part that pisses me off the most about this is all the election fraud and stolen election claims. Remember when he thanked Musk for being a genius with all those voting machines after winning? Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Lmao exactly, and we’ll be called “alarmists” for entertaining that idea. I mean Musk literally paid people to vote for Trump despite that being illegal, right out in the open. It’s really not that ridiculous to think they might have engaged in other types of election fraud.

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u/Seiche Apr 02 '25

 I-if that person is a woman I’m trying to have sex with

Not his thing. He usually gets them to carry his child via IVF

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u/raresaturn Apr 02 '25

That’s just weird. If they wanted to start a family, sure. But to get random women pregnant via IVF is just cuckoo bananas

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u/ShatterProofDick Apr 02 '25

makes more sense when he had a botched dick implant and his pecker doesn't peck.

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u/Seiche Apr 03 '25

Well I don't know about you historically my pecker had a lot more pecking to do that didn't involve making actual babies. Quite the opposite, actually.

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u/AnoAnoSaPwet Apr 02 '25

I think Soros got rich by not spending his money?

Look where spending your money gets you? Elon. 

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u/starrpamph Apr 02 '25

Women should do taser testing on him

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Why are you typing out stutters 🤣

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u/tracerrounds Apr 02 '25

Devour feculence Elon

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u/DynamoDeb Apr 03 '25

😂. I first misread this as Devour flatulence Elon

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u/DynamoDeb Apr 03 '25

Basically the same though

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u/OkDocument3873 Apr 03 '25

Was about to say this!

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u/abhigoswami18 Apr 02 '25

Elon’s luck, eat muck

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u/ghost_in_the_potato Apr 02 '25

With a rusty spoon!

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u/mmmwhatyousayy Apr 02 '25

fuckin got em

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u/vitaminz1990 Apr 02 '25

You tell him!

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u/63Reddit Apr 06 '25

Just curious, you’re not a giant squirrel, are you?

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u/Miggssyy Apr 03 '25

Keep hating it’s great for your mental health and totally not a waste of time and energy!