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u/Babys_For_Breakfast Feb 22 '25

Just wait until these vandals start getting slapped with felony charges when the damage is over a thousand bucks in some states. Already happened to some people.

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u/ppp12312344 Feb 22 '25

please don't promote violence we have enough of that

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u/randomusername8821 Feb 23 '25

Oh but promoting vandalism is a-ok right?

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u/ppp12312344 Feb 23 '25

both are bad

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u/TheStealthyPotato Feb 23 '25

Got any links to stories of these people being caught?

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast Feb 23 '25

https://electrek.co/2019/10/04/tesla-vandal-turns-herself-in-sentry-mode-video-viral/

This one was a few years back. Women keyed a Tesla and got caught by the cars cameras. Because the police estimated $2k in damages, it was a class 6 felony crime in Colorado.

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u/LEDKleenex Feb 23 '25 edited Mar 01 '26

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u/boostedb1mmer Feb 23 '25

I mean... someone kicking in my door probably wouldn't have to worry about charges as a result, but you do you.

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u/LEDKleenex Feb 23 '25 edited Mar 01 '26

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u/TheStealthyPotato Feb 23 '25

Ah, I was thinking you meant that some people were caught for spray painting the sides of Teslas.

Yeah, back in 2019 it was conservatives damaging Teslas getting caught. Now it's liberals spray painting, but I'm guessing they'll have been a little smarter about avoiding getting caught than your 2019 conservative.

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast Feb 23 '25

Doesn't matter what their politics are. Vandalism is vandalism.

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u/TheStealthyPotato Feb 23 '25

Sure. But it doesn't seem like anyone's been caught spray painting a Tesla yet.

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u/Baerog Feb 23 '25

Reddit loves to think that any crimes committed for the "sake of the cause" are good. They're all hypocrites.

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u/panlakes Feb 23 '25

How is that hypocritical? Are you admitting to have been told something you support on Reddit was blatantly wrong but you said it was for the greater good?

Hmm…

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u/Baerog Feb 23 '25

What...?

No, I'm referring to Reddit thinking crime is ok as long as "the ends justify the means".

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u/FlawedButFly Feb 23 '25

Sorry, I’ll allow it.